mercuryhomophony:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

any princes out there with no real political power or responsibilities being pressured into marrying to please your families?? need a wife for appearances but who won’t actually be involved in your daily life?? maybe you’re gay and need a cover?? look no further please contact me I will marry you and convince your family we are Very in love meanwhile you don’t actually ever have to spend time with me.

this isn’t a scheme I just want my education paid for, I want two dogs, and I want to be an Actual princess thanks hmu

please stop reblogging this bc I assume there are only so many princes in this situation and I want them to contact me not you thanks

We’re just signal boosting you, u go get ur prince!