gghero:

The superior archie:

– Cool pirate theme??? This dude has it all and this is the first bullet point in the list so theres that

– Most awesome beard youve ever seen

– Neat shadow/scar/face paint in the shape of a cross in his face like how rad is that

– Charming, stunning smile, he is confident in himself and he is not afraid to show it!!!

– “come at me bro” pose like, this man is Ready. Can tell a lot of his personality just from quickly looking at him.

– Gorgeous mainly blue color palette (as youd expect from the leader of team AQUA) love the blues + whites, skin tone that doesnt hurt my eyes

Overall score: 727839392/10 would let him expand any ocean he wants 😉

This atrocity:

– Looks like unseasoned chicken

– Weak ass facial hair, dunno what he is trying to accomplish with that douche mustache

– vague marine theme??? I guess??? Maybe that outfit worked when pkm was pixelated but this is 2017 we have the cool 3d models this just looks plain

– boring ass palette with just the tiniest blue accent… Anyhoo

– i dont even know what that smile or pose are trying to convey, its unsettling to say the least

– looks like a shittier gomez addams thats lacking all the pizzazz

– his face is a square????? Like we get it you play minecraft

Overall score: -10/10 would not even give him a glass of water

(this is a joke post pls dont take it seriously or get mad or send hate im begging you)