your-soul-is-unbreakable:

whatsername-a-killjoy:

vomitcoloredbowlingball:

my-name-is-jimmy:

bejeezuz:

vukwanrik:

not-okay-i-promise-to-gerard-way:

emberrules:

maddieb123789:

brydeswhale:

smokeymcbandit:

liminy-lemony:

foxrat:

“it wont happen again, but your expectations are too high” what kind of morbid ass shit is that

“You know what? Shut up that’s why” is the perfect summary of my character.

Filled with existential angst is it

“I’m sorry, I didn’t feel like it.”

“Don’t look at me like that, my STIs are acting up” what the fuck

“I’m soooooo sorry your expectations are too high.”

hey fuck you buddy, shut up that’s why

“It won’t happen again but I don’t give a shit.”

Im sorry I don’t give a shit

Honestly I was drunk.

Hm…. not quite.

Dont look at me like that, i do what i want

I’m sorry, shut up that’s why

Don’t look at me like that it was far too boring.

I’m sorry homework is for dicks