bio-bi:

My DM has mentioned the possibility of my character’s death as a few too many NPC’s who can see the future so I’m worried that he might kill him off. So just in case he does and I’m not happy with it, I have some truly awful backup characters to pull out such as:

• A half-orc barbarian who’s just Shrek
• A Kenku that only communicates via a Duke Nukem soundboard
• Paul of House Blart, Paladin of Ma’all, God of Justice and Mercantile
• A gnome bard who exclusively plays Crazy Frog songs
• And a Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortle