Bad RHPS Song Descriptions

Science Fiction/Double Feature: idk here’s a bunch of random words and film references put together
Dammit Janet: I brought my own ring to somebody else’s wedding so here you go
Over At The Frankenstein Place: This is the only place around for miles and its a castle, which means it must be safe
Time Warp: The best time filler in history
Sweet Transvestite: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS
Sword of Damocles: I have been alive for literally 30 seconds and i already hate it
I Can Make You A Man: You gonna be so fuckin hot bro
Hot Patootie Bless My Soul: Fuck you and your lame ass party
I Can Make You A Man reprise: So now that *that’s* over…
Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me: Bitches be 3 hours old– be lookin 23
Eddie: My nephew is a dick
Planet Schmanet Janet: YOU’RE A HOME-WRECKING BITCH AND YOU AIN’T EVEN GOOD AT IT
Rose Tint My World: We’re doomed
I’m Going Home: Man fuck this planet
Super heroes: idk why they called us hero and heroine in the beginning credits because we are far from that
Science Fiction/Double Feature reprise: That whole thing reminded me of Macbeth,,