After everything that happened in Ragnarok, imagine Thor hearing about Steve and Tony’s fight and being like “Really?! Thats why you all stopped working together?! Just get over it! I did! I’m still friends with Loki and he’s betrayed me three times since breakfast! This petty mortal shit is nothing!”
Loki: “Can confirm, poisoning his mead right now.”
Thor: “Ha! I’ve built up an immunity.”
Now I feel I was cheated on Civil War
Steve: “Well, we disagreed about this big political thing, and I mean big – almost every country in the world was involved.”
Thor: *nodding* “Right.”
Steve: “So we started to fight, I mean really fight. We each had about half a dozen friends backing us up.”
Thor: *nodding* “Always best to bring your friends along”
Steve: “And by the end, it was just me and Tony, and we… we really pounded each other…. no holding back.”
Thor: *nodding* “The most honorable way to fight”
Steve: “So now we’re not friends anymore.”
Thor: “… you lost me.”
okay, but I feel like Thor would have put a stop to it the moment it started.
Tony: “We need rules.”
Thor: “I’m a god.”
Steve: “We need to help people.”
Thor: “Yes.”
Tony: “We can do that with rules.”
Thor: “Well, personally, I do that with this big fuck off hammer that smashes things.”
Hulk: “Smash?”
Thor: “No-”
Hulk: *immediately destroys the entire building*
The bad guy’s convoluted and hole-filled plan to turn everybody against each other: *ruined*
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