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punnylittlepiggy:

kittenfossils:

friendly retail reminders

or not so friendly since some of y’all don’t know how to fucking act.

•when a retail worker greets you and asks you for help, you can politely decline. there’s no need for the nasty attitude, that’s literally their job.

•check your coupon dates and what they can be used for. your cashier isn’t responsible if your coupon expired or if you chose not to read what it’s actually going to cover.

•speaking of fucking coupons, yes you have to actually show the cashier your coupon.

•don’t haggle. it’s not a yard sale.

•something discontinued or out of stock? has nothing to do with the people that work there. don’t yell at them.

•if you’re looking for a particular item, take a picture of it or write it down. getting frustrated with an employee because you walked in looking for something but gave the most vague details is unfair. companies repackage things constantly and come out with hundreds of products each year.

•yes retail workers do get paid to pick up after a store. but should you leave your coffee cups and gum wrappers around? no, who fucking raised you?

•please watch your children. it’s your job to watch your child, not a retail worker’s.

•not all stock rooms are full of products. most of the time everything is out on the floor.

•don’t hit on retail workers you fucking creep. especially when you know they can’t voice their discomfort. they don’t want you. them being pleasant is part of their job description

a lot of these are common sense and just behaving like a kind and considerate human being. don’t be a dick

may I add: if you decide don’t want something while you’re in line, don’t just LEAVE IT WHEREVER. bring it to the cashier, say, “sorry, I decided I don’t want this,” and they’ll make sure it gets put back out on the floor where it belongs

honestly tho. when the store closes it’s not fun to play hide and seek with the products

Adding: don’t playfight at the register over who is gonna pay for what. You’re (most likely) grown, act like it. It slows the line down, and the cashiers aren’t here for y’all flirting by way of shoving each other out of the way to pay for your stuff. Get your crap and get out.

ALSO ON THAT LAST NOTE: It’s super awkward for the cashier to have to “choose” who to take the money from if you both try and pay…