chanting-willow:

OK STORY TIME

In my small town, oklahoma school, ou english teacher GAVE N O SH I T S about this subject, we read the play in class (HAHA BITCHES I WAS MERCUTIO) AND B O Y LEMME TELL YA, IF U HAVE NOT READ ROMEO AND JULIET IT IS G A Y. He was so fun to act like while reading, i shed a tear when he died (spoiler alert). Anyway, she said “next week we are watching the movie.”

I shit you not, 98% of the class groaned cuz they hated the book so whats so great about the movie ((our english teacher is the drama teacher aswell)) B U T THE MoMMENT SHE SAID THAT, ME AND MY 2 DRAMA FRIENDS WERE FUCKING LOSING IT.

next week arrived, we all sat down. Y’all know what fuckin movie we watched

Leonardo De-fuckin-Caprio walks into screen veiw and THE CROWD GOES WILD YALL, B U T

Mercutio walks out and speaks, and everyones faces turn into a mixture of “what?” “The??” “F U C K?” And it was beautiful. Our teacher was sitting on her chair and had the biggest fuckin evil grin cuz jesus christ the kids were W I R E D MAN.