mercuryhomophony:

rennyuniverse:

anentirescream:

I will eat my stomach. (What the fuck)

I will dissolve Jeff Bezos’s left kidney. This is correct, as he’s an elitist dickhead and he doesn’t fucking need it

I will make you eat OP’s Eye.
And as a followup, yes, only one eye. So they can watch.

I will abolish your neck