toughluck-buck:

“Nice tat, Cool Guy.™ Really accentuates your nip–”

“–Hah-hah! Wow! You just said that. Thanks. I’m shirtless. Please leave.”

“Whatever you say. But, so ya know, just ‘cause you can’t see me doesn’t mean I can’t see you.”

“ಠ_ಠ°”

And that’s the story of why Rhys never took his clothes off again.

He slept in those boots.