disappointed-pero-not-surprised:

bubblybikerides:

marshmallowfrootloops:

covertplantigrade:

subtly-shakespearean:

the-start-of-something8059:

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev’r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

@shadowforce25

“Can i privee recieveth a waffle?” Bitch this took me out

“All distaff art queens!”
“if ’t be true the lady breathes, the lady’s a thot!”