schmergo:

the-intellectual-asshole:

schmergo:

It’s important for cis dudes to know about medical issues for people with vaginas, too, because one day your teenage daughter might come up to you and be like, “Dad, my left side is killing me” and you don’t wanna be like, “AAAAAH, YOUR APPENDIX IS ON THE WRONG SIDE OF YOUR BODY! YOU’RE NOT MY DAUGHTER! YOU’RE HER EVIL COUNTERPART FROM A MIRROR UNIVERSE!” and yeet her through a full-length mirror when actually she is just ovulating

Well shit I’m a 16 year old girl and I didn’t even know that’s what that meant

Yeah, it’s called mittelschmerz, which is literally German for “middle hurt,” and can happen on either side (whichever ovary is releasing the egg). Unless you really DO have your appendix on the opposite side of your body, which is an actual medical condition, but I’M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES SO GET BACK IN THAT MIRROR DIMENSION FROM WHENCE YOU CAME BEFORE I ACCOST YOU WITH THIS DAMP SWIFFER MOP