today on “why are straight people the way that they are”: men commenting on recipe sites like “wow, this sounds great, I’ll have to get the wife to make a batch! :)))”
like…… buddy. pal.bro. you have the power. you too can create edible substances with the tools and materials in your kitchen! I believe in you!
extra special shoutout to this guy, who realized his wife was too busy to cater to his every need for lemon curd, but instead of deciding to make it himself… asked his mom to make it for him
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