gothiethefairy:

hey u hankcon peeps

uh, pls imagine connor lookin’ up ways to keep a saint bernard healthy and happy bc sumo is the best doggo that ever doggo’d

like, did y’all know since they drool a lot, it is recommended to keep a drool rag around those dogs so u can clean their faces like the precious puppies they are??

so connor just always has a small cyberlife branded microfiber towel for sumo and hank is like “ur spoiling him” with warmth in his tone and connor is like “no i’m not, he likes this” and sumo is just like “finally, some sweet attention u all were ignoring me for a solid five minutes and i wasn’t having that”