wikijenny:

thespnation:

thespnation:

wikijenny:

today is the day i finally release how i make my money.

ive been using this site to take surveys and get paid a lot of money the past year… all you have to do is sign up (here) and fill out some ez stuff for some REAL ez money.

IMPORTANT! you must live in the US. that is all.

i didn’t believe this until i tried

update after 7 days, ill keep you guys updated

UPDATE 23 DAYS LATER

THIS IS IT CHIEF

i hate to say i told u so but

ibelieveinahappilyeverafter:

magicalmusing:

royaloof:

klance1plance2:

syiqah97:

mapleklance:

wingsoffirescience:

charrator-dreemurr:

charcoalsdestiny:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

the-question-science-wont-answer:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

i-am-a-losercorn:

viostormcaller:

canadian-crofters:

an-emo-whos-now-our-bestfriend:

phlying-squirrel:

dangerbooze:

rametarin:

klubbhead:

peliaosfiendline:

the-joker-hates-sjws:

behold-the-son-of-a-shepherd:

loki-against-onision:

thorscourse:

butch-dwarf:

screechingchildgladiator:

art-ichoke:

mypetshop1:

my-thoughts-and-junk:

mechanicalstark:

tuba–god:

bonthebanana:

groudonkin:

sarah-j0y:

cheese

ope

Pauls

weed

y’all’d’ve

Pears

corn

Bacon

Rain

Bread

tea

Weed

Disney

Assholes

Mittens

Heat

It

Idiots

Snow

Tornadoes

Syrup

Loud

Rain

Cold

This sounds like an expressive poem

*snaps fingers*

forest

horse

Water?

Gay

Lion/Fish

Weed

Debt

Weed

Corn.

State I grew up in? Horses.

Islands

cioudnine:

trump has just fired jeff sessions and rod rosenstein has been pulled off the mueller probe. this probably means mueller himself (for those who don’t know, he’s the guy who has been investigating trump’s russia connections and tax returns) is going to be fired soon (the dems can reopen the investigation now they have the house, but that won’t happen till january)

here is a website talking about emergency ‘nobody is above the law’ rallies that will be held if mueller is fired. this is a really big deal, so please share and be ready if it does happen.

systlin:

simonalkenmayer:

If you’re discouraged about the election results

Don’t be. You’re hearing media do what it does: harp on one person’s lack of enthusiasm and make it seem that that one opinion is held by thousands.

This race went precisely as I thought it would. Precisely.

And it was absolutely a massive success.

So let me tell you why, so that you feel better and can easily put down the annoying crowing that republicans are going to do, because they managed to cling to a few things.

If the votes fall as I believe they will, the democrats will have retaken the house by some 30 seats. This is impressive and somewhat unique in our country’s history. The GOP, upon taking the house originally, jerrimandered these districts in impressively screwball ways. Wherever that rigging has been overturned, the districts have gone blue. Which is, of course, why they did it. Democrats have the house now, 30ish flips in republican rugged districts. 15 of those being female candidates.

That is absolutely impressive.

A few key candidates to whom many people were paying close attention did not perform as people desired. Abrams, O’Rourke, Gillum. Well…I’m not surprised. Abrams faces absolute state wide fraud. Her opponent being the person also in charge of voter registration, withholding some 50k votes of which 70% were black. Voter intimidation. This is blatant corruption. And yet still…her race was very close. So too with Beto. Ted Crews was a presidential candidate! When he took Texas, he did so with a wide margin. Last night in Texas he was fighting tooth and nail. Gillum’s goobenatorial race for Florida was a figurative dead heat. 99% of the vote in—49% Gillum, 49.7% DeSantis. These are CLASSICALLY and FULLY republican regions in which Trump took the presidency by huge margins. That these races, with all those challenges, were as close as they were PROVES that something unprecedented happened.

3-400% voter turnout increases for a midterm election. Mostly with the youth.

But let’s talk about what it means to have the house.

Now I know you’re probably concerned about the federal judgeships that are about to pop up for consideration, and it’s true that the Senate was needed to stop approvals of those candidates, but…

Control of the house means that Democrats now take hold of some critical committees. These committees are the very ones that will be overseeing corruption allegations. Ways and Means, energy and Commerce, Financial Services, Intelligence, appropriations, foreign affairs, armed services, judiciary, transportation and infrastructure, and…government reform.

How do you feel now?

The worst political fallout of a GOP controlled government, the worst sound bites that weren’t Trump’s, the worst slaps across the face? All came from footage of those very same committees. Those committees now belong to Democrats.

Massive policy shifts also occurred in many classically conservative states—legalizing marijuana votes, Florida giving the vote back to former criminals who’ve served their time thus giving the vote back to a HUGE portion of the African-American Community that has been held in check by a racist and classicist policing method, then there were upsets in many small ways too.

I promise you…this is all excellent and it will have truly important and forceful impact. In 2020, if we can keep that same enthusiasm and rage, the entire government will shift. But that can only happen if we keep moving forward, if the candidates who won keep their noses to the grindstone and push back hard, if you and I and everyone on the ground continues to talk about this and force out bigots and greed.

Do not be discouraged. I promise you…this was an amazing election. Don’t focus on a few bright stars and think that all is lost because they fell. There is a great deal happening here, and one thing I know from being at sea—when a wave is building, there is first a terrifying shift, as the water level begins to build. The ship will begin to dip and then of a sudden, the swell will begin. The ship raises and passengers suddenly realize that the were much higher than before, with an incredible view. Then the wave crests and destroys what’s in its path.

We didn’t see a wave crest tonight. So what. That means it’s a much larger wave than we realized. It will crest in the future. But only if that fluid pressure is maintained.

This is good. It is. So long as everyone keeps working. This is good.

Calm down. Have a glass of champagne. A cup of tea. When they Trumpet all their noise…say nothing. Nothing needs to be said. You’re higher than you were with an excellent view of the ending. So relax. Don’t fret.

Listen to Simon, y’all. Simon is wise. 

virtuissimo:

i know its real fun to talk shit about texas and to laugh it up about how stupid texans are but can we PLEASE acknowledge that this election made texas purple, and that there have been HUGE efforts to bring out people of color and poor people who have previously been disenfranchised, and that even though beto didnt win this is STILL A REALLY IMPORTANT STEP. especially the latino voting population grew enormously this election cycle. fuck the 71% of white men and 59% of white women who voted for cruz, and i dont wanna come off like im making some kind of “not all texans” argument, but the people of color here r fighting tooth and nail and it sucks that ppl r just unilaterally saying “texans stupid nyeh”

bassiter:

soft male friendships are important but tbqfh if somone percieves your Soft Male Friendship as a romance and you get MAD? it clearly wasn’t an actual soft friendship to begin with, lmao. you’re the kind of person who thinks that having a romantic relationship with another guy is shameful, and that makes you a homophobe and inherently Not soft