AU where Minerva McGonagall has a little less faith in Albus Dumbledore so she does agree to leave Harry at the Dursleys.
But then proceeds to move right in next door with her wife because Albus never said that she couldn’t.
So Harry grows up with two grandmalike aunties next door, who basically finnagle him into living with them in all but name. It’s great, until he gets to Hogwarts because he keeps accidentally calling McGonagall Aunt Min instead of Professor.
The more I think about this the better it gets because suddenly a small biracial orphan appearing on the Dursley’s doorstep is less scandalous and gossip worthy in the
pasty ass white suburbia of Privet Drive, when it’s compared to the elderly lesbian interracial couple who moved in next door.
I don’t think enough people really understand yet exactly how horrific this fire was. This was a loss to our world and species.
This is the kind of fire we think of thousands of years later as the deepest of tragedy. On the scale of the Library of Alexandria. It’s worse than that really. The Library of Alexandria kept copies of books in other locations so historically very little was lost in individual fires over the centuries.
This? We lost so goddamn much in one night.
If you want to help… if you have ANY vacation photos, videos, anything documenting the contents of the museum: You may in fact be the sole owner of a slice of humanity’s soul.
John Wojtowicz famously robbed a bank to pay for Liz’s sex reassignment surgery, which inspired the film Dog Day Afternoon (1975). Wojtowicz was sentenced to twenty years in prison, but served six. Using the money from the film, Liz was able to pay for her sex change.
I’ve seen his mugshot a thousand times but never this
We lost a battle today, but we didn’t lose the war.
Just because article 13 has been approved, there’s still one final hurtle if its to become an actual thing: negotiating voting in 2019. We still have time to convince people to not go through with destroying the internet.
Talk to your MEPs that tried so hard to vote no, thank them for trying their best.
But for those who voted yes, make their lives a living hell. Remind them that what they’ve voted for by listening to someone that thinks “filtering” the internet will make things better. It fucking won’t. I hope you enjoy the monsters that you have unleashed.
You guys should go check out out The Day of Story and Thong. Its a Burlesque show themed after TAZ. You should express that you want to see them travel because they have full Mcelroy permission and are raising money for charity. https://www.facebook.com/events/1851537514905496/?ti=cl
this is nuts but it sounds like something you guys would like so??? go ham???
so i saw a bunch of people tagging this with things along the line of “barry bluejeans tho” and i realized i hadn’t looked at any of their photos and uh
YEAH MR. BLUEJEANS CAN GET IT
THIS GUY’S STAGE NAME IS FLRT VONNEGUT BTW
I LEAVE PHILADELPHIA AND THEN THIS COMES THERE WHAT THE FUCK HOW HAVE I DONE THIS TO MYSELF
well ya duh society shames speech patterns associated with young women
“Speech fillers” are just a human’s way of saying “wait a sec I’m thinking”. It means we think more before we speak, always trying to find the right way to say it. Every language has them. And people shouldn’t be annoyed by it, ever.
just to reiterate because it’s a personal pet peeve of mine: “society shames speech patterns associated with young women”
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