uglysapphics:

let fat girls be princesses. let fat girls be goddesses draped in translucent gowns. let fat girls wear pastels and miniskirts and high-waisted shorts and crop tops. let fat girls wear leather boots and spike up their hair or shave it off completely. let fat girls be fat girls in their own way without any unnecessary limitations.

mitski-miyawakis:

saint-ambrosef:

priceofliberty:

pon-raul:

pon-raul:

y’all hear about this Payless shoestore prank ???

fucking wild levels of hilarious

why are rich people like this lmao

“Palessi” sold about $3,000 worth of shoes within a
few hours and, after the shoppers paid, staffers told them that the
shoes were actually from Payless, according to AdWeek, which reported on the event Wednesday. “They are elegant (and) sophisticated,” one shopper described her purchase as, in a Payless video posted on YouTube.

Then,
the woman, who Payless says is a real person not an actor, was told the
shoes actually were the handiwork of Payless. “You’ve got to be kidding
me,” she said.

Another shopper, this one a man, said about his purchase, “I could tell it’s made with high quality material.”

Payless refunded the shoppers their purchase prices
and plans to use the video testimonials, already available on YouTube,
as commercials on social media and TV.

Source

the fact that they refunded the shoppers is what makes this genuinely funny and not assholish

Palessi

itistimetodisappear:

suicunesrider:

suicunesrider:

Not to be all anti-sequel or anything but if Spiderverse loses to Ralph and Incredibles 2 at the Annie Awards then we’ll know some Oscars-level nonesense is up

Anyway here’s to one of those Disney sequels winning the Oscar and leaving Peter Ramsey to watch his far superior film get snubbed like Rise of the Guardians all over again

Listen I know the movie isn’t out yet, but when Big Hero 6 can win over How to Train Your Dragon 2, The Tale of Princess Kaguya, and freaking Song of the Sea, then there is a power in the universe that is trying to spite us all and it’s got a grudge against That Artsy Shit

Into the spiderverse has some of the most stylised animation i’ve ever seen in a western, fully-CG movie and it deserves an award for just attempting to show the world that CG animation has so much damn potential. You can literally do anything? make anything? With such a versatile media it should have infinite styles and textures to make your anything. And yet, we get movie after movie of the pixar ‘semi-realistic but like, their eyes are big’ style

The problem is that animation is seen a children’s media, meaning it gets a lot less respect than other categories. I don’t know if it’s different with the Annies, but at the Oscars, the people deciding what movie wins don’t actually need to have watched all (or any) of the nominees.

Because of all this, the winning movie is usually whatever movie is more appealing to children, as this will be the movie that the people deciding saw with their kids

masterpost of tumblr alternatives

twistedcaliber:

olderglow:

this post will be updated as I find more websites to add! please check with the original before reblogging to see if there’s an updated version, and message me with more suggestions if you have them!!

for general use

  • myspace.com – yes, it still exists, i’m just as surprised as you
  • soup.io – very similar to tumblr, plus it can import your tumblr blog
  • twitter.com – allows posting both text and photos in sets, allows retweets

geared towards writers and bloggers

geared towards artists and photographers

  • deviantart.com – huge community, allows posting art + sorting into folders
  • furaffinity.net – similar to DA but for furries, easy to display commish info
  • instagram.com – photo and video posts, excellent tag search
  • piczel.tv – allows both streaming and posting art / photosets to a gallery
  • pixiv.net – huge anime art community, allows livestreaming

paid platforms

  • patreon.com – subscription-based access to many diff types of content
  • pillowfort.io – still in beta, but should function almost identically to tumblr
  • typepad.com – similar to wordpress but with reblogging and a dash

ways to save your current tumblr posts

  • use the wayback machine! you do have to archive each page of your blog individually but once you do all the content, including media, will be saved exactly as it was at the moment you archived it.

  • wordpress and soup both allow you to directly import whole tumblr blogs, and if i recall correctly it’s something both dreamwidth and pillowfort have said they are working on.

  • if you have some knowledge of computers you can try this github solution which uses a python script to download your whole blog to your computer.
    even if you don’t know anything about programming or the command line

    they give a very good beginners tutorial on how to use it so you should still give it a shot!

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in anticipation of reckoning day

When Tumblr bans porn, who loses?

xenoqueer:

The Vox article that I was interviewed for is up and running, and it contains some serious fuckign information about this whole fiasco.

Information that tumblr just straight up refused to provide to its userbase at all.

Unsurprisingly to those of us watching this website deteriorate over the last year, this full content purge and ban has been in progress for a solid 6 months. The date got moved up because of the child porn thing, but it was always coming for us.

Equally unsurprising: Tumblr’s management and ownership are absolutely destroying the actual staff working on it. The company has been hemoragghing senior staff without so much as a token attempt to keep them in place. So the drops in site quality are real, and wil probably only be getting worse.

Truly astonishing is the fact that apparently this crap was supposed to “double” the userbase by the end of next year. Boy, howdy, that’s not gonna work out well for them.

When Tumblr bans porn, who loses?

nihilismpastry:

helplesslycanadian:

nihilismpastry:

yssamaria:

Y’all… Pornhub is out here being supportive

Pornhub also encourages women to go to college and get an education, AND they plowed away snow at one point. They are the chaotic good we need in the world. 

Plus, Tumblr should have KNOWN better. Legit porn places like Pornhub HAVE to have a good filtering system or they get shut down. The fact they didn’t ask how Pornhub keeps kid porn off their site is sketchy at best and stupid at worst.

Its kinda funny, that an actual porn site is pretty much telling Tumblr, “Man, you dun fucked up.”

Yeah, you can do ANYTHING on pornhub. Some people having gaming channels on there. However, pornhub isn’t stupid. They’re not going to suddenly become pure just because you got dudes playing Minecraft. 

Heading to Pillowfort, and I’m Offering Keys

shadowfear-art:

genzelda:

renrink:

greenjudy:

tyramir:

Hi, you may or may not know me. I go by Tyramir, and I’m an author. Mostly I write fanfic, but I have also published a book at some point. (Yes, that was a subtle plug – don’t feel obligated to click the links, they’re there to justify to myself why I’m doing this so I can say this wasn’t 100% altruistic because I’m a crusty old troll)

So, recently, Tumblr has made something of an announcement regarding what kind of content they will and will not host in the future. And you know what, that’s okay. It’s their site. They can do what they want. Just like I’m free to say, “Hey, @staff, go fuck yourselves with some sandpaper, you masochistic fucks.”

Ah, that felt good. You know what else feels good? Moving to Pillowfort. I’m in no way associated with them, beyond that I am now a user. I just bought a key. More than one, actually. I bought a whackload of them. I am not rich. See: author. Very poor profession if you’re not ultra-successful. However, what I am is angry, and disappointed with the direction this site is taking. 

This site is home for the marginalised, for the outcasts, for the misfits. It’s also the home for a lot of fellow artists, like myself. Ones that might not have a little extra cash in their wallets. So, as a Christmas gift (and as a way of sharing that link up above advertising my book, see self, you’re not totally altruistic), I’m making this offer.

Reblog and like this post. You don’t have to follow me. You don’t have to buy my book. You don’t have to tell anyone it exists. You don’t even have to click that link. Just like and reblog. Anyone who likes it will get one entry for drawing for a key. Anyone who reblogs it will get one. Anyone who does both will get two. And on December 17th, the Day of Ignominy, I will draw ten names, and I will gift ten keys. I’ll even wear a Willy Wonka hat while I do. You won’t be able to see it, but the spirit will be there.

If you want to get the word out, but don’t want to get an entry (say you already have a Pillowfort account), just reblog and tag the post with “no entry,” or some variation thereof. I’ll exclude you from the draw, but thank you (in my mind, I’m not gonna actually thank people, but that requires effort, yo) for helping others learn about this opportunity.

TL;DR: Bald author wants to use very little cash he has to give people Pillowfort accounts. Just like and reblog for entries. Also, I hope you are feasted upon by a swarm of angry weasels, @staff.

Boosting. This is fantastic, @tyramir.

You’re very kind, OP! Thanks for doing this ❤

oooh nice

welp heres hoping

2dphobic:

lunamalfoy7:

hypeswap:

hypeswap:

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

on tumblr you can make a post that just says “minecraft” and get 50k notes, where on twitter you have to steal tweets and instagram you have to be hot. tumblr is more like a bunch of kids let loose in walmart where there are no rules and the only god is a bald swedish man