ego-ann-16:

What people think adhd/add/autism is like: lol im so random XD look a squirrel! I am soft and docile

What its actually like:

  • “Im bored, lets rip my fingers off”
  • **happy rocking**
  • I NEED TO STEP ON THIS LEAF OR I WILL DIE
  • “Have you heard of (niche special interest)? Well- **infodumps**”
  • “Why are you rocking? ” “why arent you?”
  • T i r e d
  • Hoo golly here comes the Depression™
  • “Could you repeat that please?”/“what”/“huh”
  • HhhoooHHH CRUNCHY
  • Those weird ass invasive thoughts that make u go :/ at ur brain
  • Not being able to eat
  • “Why am i thirsty? I had a full one drop of water three weeks ago”

hyperactive-lectiophile:

I’ve always had an issue with the ‘all evil wizards were in slytherin’ thing. Theres other things besides ambition that drive people to be evil. Where’s the hufflepuff who thinks society is broken and unfair and decide to burn it down and build a better one from the ashes, or will do anything to keep their loved ones safe even if it means hurting others? Where’s the ravenclaw who starts practicing black magic and experiments on others because of an intense morbid curiosity? Where’s the gryffindor who is convinced their protecting people but are actually hurting them, or can never back down from a fight even if they know they’re wrong? Yes, lust for power and ambition are reasons to become evil, but not the only reason.

i’m just gonna say…

lennythereviewer:

zone34timeout:

annaarendelle-love:

drag-queen-jesus:

there’s a right way to do unexpected villans

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and a wrong way

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the difference being subtle hints 

Turbo from Ralph is good and unexpected villian too and with good subtle hints as well.

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Thisthisthisthisthis

You can’t just make a character start being evil with no explanation or foreshadowing or any character hints whatsoever. It makes the viewer feel cheated.

King Candy was already a good villain to begin with, coming off more as a well-intentioned extremist. He gave Ralph what he wanted up front with no strings attached, and then convinced him that doing something bad was indeed for the greater good, then came the twist that he was lying the whole time.

Revealing the fact that he has a secret identity was the icing on the cake.

sadiepickles:

“Don’t use your mental illness as an excuse” means “Change your behavior, apologize, and do better next time.” 

“Don’t use your mental illness as an excuse” DOES NOT mean “Your symptoms are your fault, your disorder is not even an explanation, and you are a bad person if you behave less than neurotypical”

linaxtic:

silvysartfulness:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

fledgling-witch:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Some day I’m going to have to come up with a crack headcanon about what exactly is up with the body types in Hyrule’s royal family.

I mean, yeah, it’s probably just dramatic license, but if you take it as fully diegetic, King Hyrule is a straight up beast of a man.

Ganondorf is Gerudo, so there’s at least some textual justification for him being a lanky ogre-man, but what’s King Hyrule’s excuse?

He’s like eight feet tall, and about three feet broad at the shoulder; his fist is the size of an ordinary man’s head!

And yet his daughter consistently has totally average proportions.

There’s something funny going on with the royal bloodline, is what I’m saying.

@dovsherman replied:

Zelda is very young. Give her another ten or twenty years and she may grow to look a lot more like her father.

Okay, this is hands-down my favourite response, even if it is facetious. I absolutely need to see fanart of a thirtysomething Zelda who’s inherited her father’s inhuman proportions.

We’re thinking all wrong here. This has nothing to do with family bloodline:

In Zelda games, fully grown adult rulers are just bigger than everyone else. You gain a position of authority, and you get big.

The kings of Hyrule? Great big fellas. Ganondorf? Huge. The Zora kings? Gargantuan. The zora queen’s ghost? Far bigger than any living zora in Twilight Princess. Headmaster Gaepora of the Knights’ Academy in Skyloft? Towering. King Bulbin? Absolute unit. Kaneli, the owl leader of the Rito? Biggest bird in the village. The leader of the ancient robots or the Parellae? Literally dragons. Midna, once restored to her throne? Statuesquely tall. Elderly Impa? The largest Sheikah if you include her hat, which is a moral imperative.

So a Zelda who takes the throne WILL be larger than other Hylians, but not because of genealogy, but because it’s part of the job description. The only possible alternative is that I’m confusing cause and effect and Zelda will never gain political power because of her lack of extreme girth.

Here’s a quick comparison of a typical species member:

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And here’s a leader of the same species:

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Now there’s a fun idea. I wonder if you gradually grow into it, or whether our hypothetical Queen Zelda will just don the crown and instantly “power up” to full imperial stature, like Mario picking up a mushroom?

@ultimatwilight9001 replied:

*looks at r34* well internet, you know what to do

Nah, Rule 34 artists would screw it up –
either

they’d give her biceps-like-sacks-of-boulders bodybuilder physique, or else they’d just make her really fat. Neither of those particularly reflect the Standard Hyrulian Imperial Build, at least not for Hylians.

Did anyone say giant, middle-aged Queen Zelda? Because that is a delightful concept.

And for the record, biceps-like-rocks and/or fat sounds awesome too, and I’d love to see it drawn!

All I wanna do

Is see you turn into

A giant woman