do you think leia felt everyone on alderaan die but because she didn’t know she was force sensitive she thought it was all her own pain, do you think unknowingly force sensitive people all over the galaxy in the middle of sleeping or cooking dinner or kissing their children goodnight suddenly felt their hearts torn out and had no idea why
My D&D dice bag design, a sleeping dragon on its hoard of golden treasure, is up for voting on fanforge! Please help it get produced by giving it 5 stars and a comment! Click here!
They’ve
asked me to make a prototype of it, and while I warned them I haven’t
made anything functional like a bag before, they want to see what I come
up with anyway. I’m pretty nervous about it, but hopefully it can
become official D&D merch!
It’s a well established fact that various fantasy races like to have interracial sex (yes, even orcs. The ritual gangrape thing can go die. They just like fucking non-orcs sometimes). But there’s no reason why the beauty standards have to be the same between races. A fat middle aged guy might be really mediocre by human standards. But for elves, visible aging takes absolutely forever and is a sign of great wisdom and fat is hard to accumulate when you live an active forest lifestyle, have a mostly vegetable diet and your treehouse is 300 steps off the ground, so all the elves think he’s a hunk. Meanwhile, this elf dude he’s hitting on is youthful and leanly muscular, with blond hair and a tan..because he’s an elf, they’re all youthful, being outside almost all the time gets you blond hair and a tan really fast and the amount of treeclimbing they do means everyone is leanly muscular. So they each think they’re both mediocre people and the other is highly attractive. This knowledge is useful for worldbuilding, roleplaying, comedical purposes or the intersection of the three.
i have a personal headcanon that for dwarves, the ideal body shape is a perfect rectangular block, no curves at all, they really like right angles
so dwarven women wear really big shoulderpads to try to square off the silhouette and dress in thick layers to obscure narrower waists
meaning a chunky solid human woman would be astonishingly attractive to dwarves for instance, while a lady dwarf who’s feeling down about her hourglass waist and busty curves would find a very appreciative audience among humans
Now I’m imagining a dragonborn or a sentient dragon being really into someone who tans yellow, bc holy shit they look like gold.
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