A quick little something I knocked together, the patented tragic backstory generator ™ is the easiest way to give your character a mythically horrible origin.
(actual tragedy may vary, results are final and non-negotiable, i am not responsible for any tears you may shed while imagining the sad life your character must have led up to this point)
Roll this for every single character in your campaign
Bastard Gen Z garbage people, going on and on about how ‘comedy used to be so much better’ and ‘the Mcelroys have never been surpassed’, they haven’t made a new reference since 2020
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