I like Rhys having bouts of violence, but what about as an omega? Someone threatens his baby and he goes full mama bear on the guy. Claws him, bites him, goes at him like a police dog. The guy yells at Jack to get Rhys off of him, but Jack just cooly stands there and says ‘Please, even if I wanted to, he’s not going to let you go until you’re hella dead.’ And he takes out a camera and takes a selfie with Rhys mauling the guy in the background. ‘Perfect! That one’s going in the kiddo’s album.’

thethespacecoyote:

i LOOOVE violent omega rhys so much, i wanna write more with him ;-;

he totally would, you cant threaten his mate or kids and get away with it. in one of my AUs rhys has a clawed cybernetic hand too so i’m sure he could do some damage with that, really mess a bitch up 

whiteteethteens:

blkreginageorge:

demonshauntingcomputers:

marcitlali:

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

Why y’all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

just in case we lose this legendary post due to titty restrictions

There is a theory that Machoke and Graveler’s evolutions are the result of errors in the trading process. When the two were traded Machamp got Graveler’s extra arms and wide mouth, and Golem got Machoke’s reptilian face. If they had came out in a later gen they would have probably been a special trade evolution like Karrablast and Shellmet.

inprogresspokemon:

inprogresspokemon:

That’s a cool theory, I hadn’t heard that one. I think it makes sense for Machoke to gain another set of arms, because they needed to make the already strong Machoke even stronger, so what do you do? Give it another set of buff arms! But it makes less sense to me that Graveler would lose its arms, and Golem’s reptilian face does seem to come from nowhere.

The Karrablast/Shelmet comparison seems pretty accurate. I googled the theory and an old reddit thread came up with this image, to help illustrate it for others.

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Is there a similar theory for Gengar and Alakazam? 

 Cool theory, thanks for sharing it with me!

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@theriomancer That’s true, good point! If you want to extend this idea, there’s several Gen 1 lines where the final evolution resembles a different Pokemon line, like the Butterfree/Venomoth theory, or the Gyarados/Dragonite theory.

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@1128-nesecret Theories like these are discussed for the fun of it. The Machamp, Golem, Haunter, and Alakazam lines are often grouped together because they’re the four trade-only evolutions from the first gen. If two of the four could have a theoretical link, is there anything linking the other two? That’s the idea. I asked for the sake of fun, interesting discussion.

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@skullroom I didn’t have any ideas, but some other people do!

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@babycharmander 

There’s not much more for me to add (I couldn’t beat top anon’s ideas anyway) but I’d love to hear any other speculation you guys have!

m-m-miraculous:

akumatizethisblog:

Adrien: Plagg, I think Marinette having a crush on Chat Noir might be the best thing that’s ever happened to me.

Plagg: ….what. why? I mean….what?

Adrien: Yeah! Because now I finally have someone to talk to about my crush on Ladybug! 

Plagg: …….adrien no…….

Adrien: Everyone else just dismisses my love as a celebrity crush. 

Plagg: ….please no adrien…….

Adrien: But Marinette will understand, because she’s in love with Chat Noir.

Plagg: …….please don’t do this to us adrien……..

Adrien: I can’t wait to tell her that I’m in love with Ladybug. She’ll probably feel super relieved knowing she has a very good friend who can relate to her situation.

Plagg: ……..halp…..

I’m crying so hard