“Star War The Third Gathers: Backstroke of the West” is Star Wars Episode III translated from English to Chinese and then back to English. If you want to watch the entire thing on youtube (which you totally should because it’s awesome), then here is a small translation guide:
Anakin Skywalker = “Allah gold”
Obi-Wan Kenobi = “Section ratio”
Sheev Palpatine = “Mr. Speaker” or “the D”
Padmé Amidala = “Plum”
General Grievous = “General space”
Mace Windu = “Text big teacher”
C-3P0 = “Blow the skin”
Qui-Gon Jinn = *silence*
Lord Vader = “south host”
Jedi = “Hopeless Situation”
Jedi Council = “Presbyterian Church”
Sith = “West”
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