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just imagine the jokes LMAO

you fools, deadpool would be proud of it

Deadpool in the next movie: “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I VOICED PIKACHU!”

deadpool, holding two wires connected to an active car battery bout to crisp a motherfucker: ohoho this bring back memories

@starspatter

*cocks gun* Pika pika, motherfucker

“sorry dickweed, i’m the one pokemon you’re never gonna catch”

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Today’s MAP supporting character: Wade Wilson from Deadpool

It’s funny how this post blew up with antis screaming “canon” when we literally all know Deadpool is a pedo

☆ Hey guys, remember when Deadpool killed a guy because he was checking out two underaged girls? ☆

☆ Or when he avenged the suicide of a 16 year old who was groomed by an older man who claimed she consented? ☆

☆ Remember how he killed pedophiles and hebephiles alike without hesitation? Wow, crazy! ☆

☆ It’s almost like canon Deadpool HATES PEDOPHILES! ☆

Or maybe he just hates offenders?

☆ Hey guys, remember when he specifically stated kids are not an option for attraction? ☆

☆ Remember when he didn’t give two shits whether or not you’ve actually touched/hurt a kid because you’re still a danger to their safety? ☆

☆ Remember how much he cares about children and protecting them from nasties like you? ☆

☆ Remember how Deadpool is canonically an anti? ☆

wade is literally a csa survivor

“only best buddies execute pedophiles together”

actual quote from the second movie

Deadpool will kill a pedophile without hesitation, because they deserve to die.

Deadpool is the ultimate anti-pedophile icon and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

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The way the media has been treating Ryan Reynolds and Josh Brolin’s dynamic during the Deadpool 2 promotion tour is giving me an insight into how all these homophobic fanboys can look past how blatantly queer the film is:

They think it’s all a fucking joke.

Josh Brolin has said repeatedly that he’s had a crush on Ryan Reynolds for a long time. That he admires him, that he finds him attractive, that his feelings for Ryan are complicated and unrequited but real.

And yet all I’m seeing are articles and youtube compilations about Josh’s “hilarious” “man crush” and how “funny” it is every time Josh talks about Ryan or they interact.

And I would suspect it was intentionally meant to be part joking and part queerbaiting for the purpose of fanning the movie’s hype except that:

  • Josh is out there correcting people who call it a bromance – saying “It’s a real romance”.
  • He’s having to tell people that “It’s not a joke”.
  • He’s calling interviewers out for laughing.
  • He’s saying that the only reason he feels weird admitting it is because people are treating his crush as funny.

And this audience attitude is the same one that allows Deadpool to come onto Colossus with the exact same context and tone he came onto Vanessa in the first film, and still lets straight fuckboys think it’s a joke.

It’s why Cable and Deadpool can explicitly flirt, and even have Cable do something as hugely self-sacrificing and romantic for the other man as he does, but there will still be people hypothesising that their strong connection is because Cable’s wife is Deadpool’s daughter or something.

At first I was annoyed that the film was too chicken to end with the two characters getting together, even though (without spoiling it for you) it wouldn’t have felt quite right for the plot so soon.

But now I’m suspecting that even if we’d had a passionate, candle-lit sex scene between Cable and Deadpool, these douchebags would still think it was some hilarious joke.

The franchise can capitalise on that homophobia to get more queerness into the movies, and to be honest it probably already has.

But I’m doubtful that they can do anything that’ll get through the thick skulls of these fuckboy-fanboys.

I haven’t seen the movie just yet, and i don’t doubt what you’re saying! H o w e v e r, I’d really like some sources or at least a point in the direction to find those specific interviews with Josh Brolin!

Sure! There’s so many interview videos out there right now, some with only a couple hundred views, and I wish I’d bookmarked all the relevant ones for now but alas I didn’t. Here are a few which hopefully get my point across, but there’s more like it:

The Jimmy Fallon interview:

Josh: I mean he’s tall, he’s ha- … Why am I talking about Ryan Reynolds so much?
Jimmy: You have a man crush on Ryan Reynolds?
Josh: I do! I don’t-
[Jimmy laughs]
Josh: I feel weird admitting it in front of you because you’re laughing at me right now, but I feel… I feel confidence in my-
[Josh gets awkward and hides behind a magazine]

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The Build interview:

Josh: I am a huge Ryan Reynolds fan, and that’s not a joke.

The Getty Video interview:

Will Njobvu: Now, I’m seeing this bromance blossoming between you and Ryan Reynolds, even a bit on screen, and-
Josh: I think it’s more of a romance.
Will: A romance?
Josh: Like, a real romance.
Will: Really!?
Josh: I like him, man. What’s not to like? I like not liking him. It’s a lot of fun to have friction and tension between Ryan Reynolds and myself. Y’know, we can talk about the characters, and the Deadpool and Cable thing, but it has nothing to do with that; it’s him and me.

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@keyismykitty

He looks genuinely upset in the first gif. Poor guy.

fucking let people have casual same sex crushes

it’s not a joke

just cos he’s ~conventionally masculine~ doesn’t make it funy

what a brave dude

fuck

A Friendly Reminder

queer-deadpool:

wait-till-they-hear-about-this:

-Deadpool is insecure
-Deadpool has chronic pain
-Deadpool is submissive in bed
-Deadpool is pansexual
-Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips
-Deadpool is a blonde
-Deadpool’s initials are WWW
-Deadpool had an abusive father
-Deadpool’s mother died from cancer
-Deadpool fell in love with a teenager
-Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her
-Deadpool had a daughter
-Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful
-Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine
-Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids
-Deadpool is good with kids
-Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong
-Deadpool hates himself
-Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting
-Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead
-Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion:
Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

adding: Deadpool is a rape victim and he would never, ever disrespect ladies nor try to force himself on anyone (i felt the need to add this especially because most of his dudebro fans trully believe that he would take ladies by force). 

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All-New Wolverine #21

I never thought that a scene that began with Deadpool taking his shirt off would end with something so wholesome ❤

this is so ADORABLE omg

THEY ARE NOW BFF 😀

pity the fool who ever inconvenience that girl

@makaiouzodiac

If memory serves, didn’t she gift him with her middle finger at some point?

She sure did! In issue #22

Friendship goals, amirite?

this is true friendship