minghii:

so i’ve gotten into DD and i hella ship MC with Craig. its my favorite route

and since i dont like the style disparity between the dad maker and the actual game art i decided that im gonna make one by imitating the art style LOL it was a lot of work and took me longer than it should’ve FFFF

first picture is a gif so look out

trilies:

[First image: picture of Joseph with the words: “is avoiding confronting his failing marriage, cheated on his wife, that’s bad, but wait, THERE’S MORE”]

[Second image: picture of Mary with the words: “is neglectful of her kids, is outright cruel to her husband in public, has been checking out of her own marriage for years, has been giving her husband the impression she’s cheating on him (you could even argue that it’s practically cheating by flirting with all sorts of guys and letting them buy drinks for her. Does sex have to be involved for it to be cheating? Food for thought, but it’s emotional fuckery either way.)”]

[Third image: picture of Robert with the words: “1. notice friends’ marriage is rocky. 2. offer to bang friend 1. 3. hate friend 1 forever when he accepts and you do the do. 4. ??? 5. PROFIT. I GUESS. For fuck sake Robert Small. You enabled the problem. Your dick is not a morality test.”]

[Fourth image: of all three characters, with the words: “but please note none of these characters are “bad”/”evil”. Joseph is afraid to confront a failing marriage… and Mary has never been happy or emotionally satisfied in it… And Robert is a self destructive mess. But they aren’t horrible villains.”]

[Fifth image: of all three characters, with the words: “They’re all simply flawed fictional people making ill-advised life choices. (Looking at you, Robert “morality dick” Small.)”]

[Sixth image: of Joseph, with the words: “also am I the only one getting intense vibes of ‘and the moral of the story is that compulsory heteronormativity ruins everything it touches from the person in question to relationships with friends and family”? like it’s not just me right?”]

Imagine

lunarthedragon:

Mute Dadsona AU where Amanda of course knows sign language and makes it her goal in life to teach the kids at the cul de sac the basics, at least, so they can understand her dad.

Craig used to be fluent but he’s gotten a little rusty over time so he needs some practice but that’s fine! He and MC probably also have a lot of made up or secret signs only they know. He also helps his kids practice what Amanda shows them.

Hugo has learned the basics plus some more complex stuff just from dealing with dadsona and Amanda at school. Ernest acts like he doesn’t care but he and Lucien probably practice it together and are surprisingly good at it.

Damien immediately orders books and guides and dives right into learning more and ends up becoming near fluent faster than Craig can relearn it. Lucien is kinda along for the ride but he kinda likes using it like a secret code at school with Ernest and Amanda. Damien surprises Dadsona with his knowledge by bringing over a bouquet in person and signing he explanation for each flower. Dadsona cries a little.

Brian kinda struggles with picking it up but he’s okay with it because Daisy picked it up so quickly and she’s usually around when Dadsona is so he relies on his little girl for a translator until he can figure out more. He and Dadsona still have competitions though…

Mat gets nervous that he rambles too much around Dadsona since MC can’t stop him or speak over him. The first sign he learns is probably “it’s okay” just because MC uses it so much… Carmensita isn’t really the best at actually doing the signs but she can “read” them pretty well.

Robert I want to be fluent. Like maybe his wife was deaf or mute or a close family member was and so he is entirely fluent with sign language and so is Val and Amanda and Dadsona love that but Robert cannot be trusted as a translator. Someone will ask what Dadsona signed and Robert tells them that the MC killed someone and he needs them to drive him to the state border. MC then punches Robert’s arm, Robert giggles, then he gives the correct translation.

Joseph has no freaking idea what they mean for the longest time, he’s so busy with the kids and church events he hardly has time to stop and learn, but when he has the time he’ll look stuff up and he’ll stop MC or Amanda on the road to ask for a few phrases so he’s learning! The kids mostly don’t know it and Amanda is a liiiiiittle scared to teach them…

Mary learns through trial and error during nights out with MC and Robert and just guesses until she gets it right. Her guesses are more and more ridiculous as she drinks more and it makes Dadsona both exasperated while also holding back cackles. Mary secret learns some other phrases by watching Joseph and Damien and Robert.