mercuryhomophony:

drunkenkurage:

unpossiblelabs:

briknerd:

wizardtwins:

just saw someone complaining that a bunch of people are getting into dnd now “solely because of the adventure zone”

i honestly cannot even fathom having a problem with that. like why don’t you want more people to enjoy the thing you love? its not a secret club y’all. dnd is popular as hell. and the mcelroys aren’t the first people to bend the rules to suit their needs. 

let people like stuff. don’t gatekeep communities just because you feel like you’re above new fans that didn’t find the community the same way you did. chill. even if its just “a bunch of kids buying pretty dice and playing the game wrong.” get over yourselves.

there is literally no way to play d&d wrong if everyone is having fun. share our game or watch it die

You’re not really punk rock. You’re not a real metalhead. You’re not a real hippy. You’re not a real beatnick. You’re not a real … .

Fuuuck. Enough already.

I know people who got into D&D because of a romantic interest in another player. Or got into it because their older sibling needed another player. Or because their parents told them they had to do something social.

99.999% of the people acting as gatekeepers for the sanctity of the tabletop roleplaying hobby weren’t even around when D&D was first published. Just like the guardians of punk rock, metal, and every other cool thing that ever came along. The people who were there at the creation were busy making the thing, getting it out into the world, not wasting time determining who was in the in crowd and who wasn’t.

The people who spend their time trying to keep other people out are the people who showed up later and want to create a false exclusivity as some sort of marker of legitimacy.

Fuck that nonsense. Seriously. If you really love tabletop roleplaying, spread the joy, welcome others in, and take pleasure in what they bring to the hobby.

So, wait. A bunch of people, after being exposed to one D&D show or other (taz isn’t only game in town, so trying to place all the “blame” at its feet isn’t fair), thought it sounded like a fun time and decided to start playing D&D themselves? And this is a problem, how?

Who cares if this or that group doesn’t play how you like to play. Just be happy that people are out there playing D&D. 

“"there is literally no way to play d&d wrong if everyone is having fun.”“

Thhhiisssssss this this this this this THISSSS!!!!

I wanted to start playing DnD because when I was little I saw that episode of Dexter’s Lab where he and some friends play it, and I thought it looked like a lot of fun

List of resources for dnd

corseque:

deweydecimalchickens:

breadofthewild:

mushroomancy:

occams-lazer:

mushroomancy:

mushroomancy:

roll20: Make an account to play the game

Orcpub: For hosting and editing your character sheet

DND Wiki: Homebrew things, races, classes, misc

Players Handbook: Rules how to play how to make a character, all basic information for playing a game

Discord: to talk during and about the game

Mythweavers: another character sheet editor

Homebrewery: homebrew creation tool. Uses basic coding language to great effect.

If anyone wants to join just join the discord server and post your character

http://autorolltables.github.io/#

can randomly generate just about ANYTHING. awesome for dms

Tabletop Audio: background music and sound effects for the ambience.

PCGen – a character creation program that handles all the tricky and tedious parts of building characters, including NPCs.

d20pfsrd.com – all the free information you would ever need to play Pathfinder, an alternative to D&D

Heroforge – Allows you to design figurines for 3D printers.

Very Observant

yourplayersaidwhat:

*my character, a flamboyant thief dressed in neon colors, is trying to sneak past a guard to join up with the rest of the party*
Me: Alright, I roll tk see if I can sneak past him.
Me: *nat 20*
The Guard: *nat 1*
The DM: You don’t eveb try to sneak past him. You just stroll right down the hall and the guard tips his hat and tells you to have a good day.
Me: Can I roll to say thanks?
The DM: Sure.
Me: *18*
The DM: The guard is in awe of you. It is literally the most beautiful and heartfelt thanks he has ever gotten in his life. If you asked him too, he would die for you in a heartbeat.

tostadasheep:

toodeepforyou:

gothvelma:

gothvelma:

help i accidentally created a cleric with a -1 to religion checks how the fuck did i even do that

“hey i just realized, we’ve been on this trip for weeks and i’ve never really seen you praying”

“eh, yeah, i mostly only do that sort of stuff at greengrass and midsummer”

“…. sharindlar literally gives you magical powers. you have a magical tattoo.”

“yeah she’s cool, she knows i’m busy”

religion checks are more about knowledge regarding deities than devotion

“don’t worry, guys, sharindlar will smite the shit outta anyone we need smote, that’s what she’s all about!”

“… isn’t she an avatar of mercy and life?”

“she’s an avatar of shut the hell up”

Character with skill sets that don’t match their class are my favorite thing