Schoolgirl finds sword in Cornish lake where Arthur left Excalibur

pizzadeliverypriest:

itoldyouitwasaliens:

pizzadeliverypriest:

boldlyshamelessfun:

knightsofthegaytable:

Well, looks like Matilda Jones, aged seven, is the new ruler of Great Britain sorry I don’t make the rules.

Listen,,, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government

Look it’s not perfect but at this stage I’d trust her to run the country more than any of the other fucks so the whole ‘strange women in ponds’ idea is looking pretty good right now.

Touche.

Congrats Matilda Jones, aged 7, you are our Prime Minister now.

Schoolgirl finds sword in Cornish lake where Arthur left Excalibur