How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!
Umm OP I need some evidence (PICTURES GIVE ME PICTURES)
Never let it be said that I don’t give the people what they want (UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE *side eyes Marvel*)
A better question is why the fuck is he naked under his armour?? Wouldn’t that hurt? If you wanna get stark naked he’s gotta have clothes to begin with
You’re right. We deserve naked Tony AND the undersuit.
i can’t believe op didn’t include avengers prime, which is perhaps my favorite instance of Naked Tony Stark™
JUST DO IT MARVEL! IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO AFTER THE BULLSHIT THAT WAS THE LAST 3 AVENGERS MOVIES
SHOW US THE IRONDICK
Omg. Its back.
So thats where we got the term ‘Stark Naked’ literally naked Tony Stark omg im wheezing
it got better
I’m sorry, are you telling me there was an occasion where a naked Tony Stark flicked a flower and a few blades of grass at a someone and got a reaction that wasn’t “are you serious”???
#you know who would put the irondick in? taika #he would put the most glorious stark naked u ever saw in a4 I stg
This person knows what they’re talking about
Bless me.
This is the most ridiculous thirst post ever. Thank you.
Give us the irondick.
Now that we’ve seen the bat dick, can we see the irondick?? I mean I know the batdick isn’t from the same universe but mARVEL, IF DC GAVE US WHAT WE DIDN’T WANT WHY CAN’T YOU GIVE US WHAT WE WANT???
It’s occurred to me that RDJ might be uncomfortable doing this. Of course, the comfort of the actors is always a concern to me. As such, if it comes to that, I suggest either a body double or CGI.
RDJ would most likely be comfortable with it as long as he actual dick was covered.
He’s got mostly naked before.
Dick out or nothing. #give the irondick liberty or give us death
I mean. His children are watching this movies if i were him i wouldn’t like them to see the irondick u know?
Cover their eyes
cover their eyes.
That’s what I do with my brother when we watch game of thrones
*winston duke voice* uhh this is a Disney movie
Tell Disney to meet me in the pit.
Viva le revoldicktion
Viva le revoldicktion
*le gasp* ITS BACK!
I will never leave, never rest, not until we have been granted our Stan Lee granted RIGHTS!
iron dick, iron dick, iron dick, irON DICK, IRON DICK,
if iron man was a girl this thread would not exist
You’ve chosen the wrong person — because not only am I bisexual, I am all for destroying this country’s weird discomfort with sex and nudity where graphic violence isn’t as bad as showing a butt for five seconds.
I dont know if I’m proud or dissapointed. This is the largest thread I’ve ever read , and it’s about Tony Stark’s dick.
Interesting question: Is this thread as long as the irondick? We don’t know because Marvel won’t show us!
please why does this keep showing up on my dash
*ominous chanting* Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,
Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,
Iron-Dick, IRON-DICK
The devil works hard …
but the leader of le Revoldicktion works harder
It’s nice to be appreciated.
This post is too fuckin large…. kinda like the irondick
No, perfect size, also like the irondick.
this post has appeared before me yet again
unlike the irondick
juST MAKE THE MOVIES R-18 AND DONE
GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT
rdj has had his dick out on set for like the last 30 years that man don’t give a fuck. less than zero? naked fur? naked wonder boys? mostly naked friends & lovers? wearing panties and also naked restoration? he literally runs down a hall with nothing more than feathers? attached to his dick 1969? almost naked, runs around in his underwear sherlock holmes? mostly naked random photoshoots? mostly naked
he’d do a naked tony scene faster than you could say “give me the irondick”
Only thing stopping us now is Marvel. Now, I maybe only five feet tall and completely non-intimidating on a physical level, but for the Revoldicktion? You better your ass I would fight them and WIN.
*openly sobbing* Beautiful
Me trying to figure out why i’m following this account: Oh yeah this exists
THIS POST IS GONNA BE LONGER THAN
The IRONDICK
LONGERRRRR AND BIGGER AND BETTER
And good bye *Screee*
*adds to make it longer*
Thiccccccccccc
Thicc like the irondick
Good god y’all are thirsty
thirsty and proud
Someone translate “thirsty and proud” to Latin, because that is now my official motto
in the movie a little boy recognises steve at the captain america exhibit. it’s my headcanon that a little girl recognises bucky when he goes to the smithsonian exhibit to find out who he really is
because little girls have heroes too
“You should tie your hair back,” a little girl with pitch-black hair says to the Winter Soldier. He stares down at her, silent, but she continues undeterred. “Mommy says that we need to have our hair tied back or we’ll trip over things because we can’t see. She makes me wear these–” She displays her wrist, which is encircled by a rainbow of different hair bands. “–because mine keep falling out. You can’t fight evil if you can’t see it. I want to be a police officer when I grow up. Are you a…”
She trails off, her eyes steadily getting bigger. They dart to the large digital image of James Buchanan Barnes, then back to his face. The Winter Soldier’s eyes dart, too, over the exits and the crowd and the girl’s distracted mother–attempting to corral three other black-haired children–before landing back on the girl’s face, where an improbable grin has begun to grow.
“I knew it,” she whispers.
The Winter Soldier blinks down at her, thrown off by the delight in her expression. No one is ever happy to see the Soldier.
The girl reins in her wide grin and does her own scan of the crowd. “Don’t worry, I won’t tell. People can’t handle the truth. But I can.” She turns her shining eyes back to the Soldier.
Slowly, very slowly, the Soldier reaches out with hands that have broken, maimed, strangled, shot, stabbed, and ripped apart human flesh. His voice creaks out of him, rusty with disuse. “Can I have a hair tie?”
Without taking her eyes off him, the girl rolls a light blue one out of the rainbow and hands it over.
Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply
“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”
(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)
I felt compelled
Nobody expected you to draw T. Hanos himself in the Looney Tunes artstyle but you absolutely fucking delivered
that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence
I am laughing so fucking hard
oh my god how did I miss that
omfg
tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it
People pass their old technology close to him for his blessing and lo! It is upgraded. The miracle of the flip into the smart shall be told unto the ages.
I love how instead of just calling this a continuity error, the whole fandom decided “No, he literally upgraded the phone with his mere presence.”
Everyone in Infinity Wars gonna be complaining about how hard these last few years have been for them until Thor rolls up with no hair, no hammer, and one eye.
Don’t forget “my planet had to be destroyed to keep my sister from killing like the whole universe so now me and all my people are refugees. But hey, Loki’s back, that’s good news!”
Peter(raises his hand in the back): “…My homecoming date‘s dad turned out to be my arch nemesis and a building fell on me!“
Thor (smiles and gives a thumbs-up): “Good for you! (aside, to Tony)…Who is that person? Do we know him or did he just show up?”
T’Challa: My dad died, too.
Thor: I apologize for your loss, I know how it feels
Thor: (To Steve) Who is that handsome man dressed like a kitten?
Starlord: My dad turned out to be this giant, planet eating god and tried to kill me so I had to kill him.
Thor: These things happen sometimes.
Thor: (to Banner) Are we just picking up strangers with sad family stories or…?
This is now canon, you can all go home, there’s no need to see infinity war
sometimes life is like that
Somebody did beautiful fanart???? Of a post I contributed to?????? This is amazing????????
This is so fucking awesome xD
This is the plot of IW. Everything else can go back to the script.
it’s time to face facts: charles xavier’s liberalism does nothing for the mutant cause.
if you didn’t know about their powers, charles xavier and erik lehnsherr would look like a pair of distinguished elder gentlemen. the difference between the two is that for as long as he’s been in the public eye, erik lehnsherr has always explicitly identified himself as the mutant magneto, while for years, professor xavier put on the facade of being a “normal” flatscan scientist.
but it doesn’t end there: as leader of the brotherhood, magneto never required his allies to wear masks or hide who they were. meanwhile, professor x almost always appears in public with only the most attractive (by conventional flatscan standards) of his students. he even goes as far as providing holographic image inducers for his less “palatable” students.
what all this tells us is that charles xavier only cares about you if your powers and appearance wouldn’t cause a stir at the country club, while magneto fights for the rights of all mutants
now, more than ever: magneto was right
this is a blatant oversimplification. and just plain wrong in most parts.
magneto is a radical. he is a terrorist. whether or not you agree with him doesn’t change the fact that he KILLS people. magneto’s goals do not require him to have a public image other than Magneto. professor x run a school. a sanctuary for mutant children and teens and adults. he requires a certain amount of social capital in order to run this school, in order to convince the parents of closeted mutant teens to allow their kids to come there. he SAVES CHILDRENS LIVES. while still allowing them to retain contact with their families and outside society. magneto is HATED. that’s why he can walk around with an entourage of people who look like they do. that’s why he can wear a cape and a helmet and bright red everything. people look at him and they see a freak and he allows it because it provokes a reaction that he’s looking for. he proves people are prejudiced with his presence.
professor X can’t do that. he cant risk KIDS AND TEENS getting hurt or attacked because of the way they look. he can’t risk being labeled a freak and an outsider and he cant risk his teachers and staff doing the same because then everything he ever worked for would come crashing down.
let’s equate this to something real. imagine this is all an allegory for queer people (it is) and imagine professor x ran a school for queer kids (he does) and his whole job was to convince super uptight conservative and religious parents to send their kids to his school. you bet your ass he’s gonna show up in his most christian clean pressed suit with a cross necklace and a rosary in his hands clutching a bible and wearing a ten gallon hat if need be. he’s gonna bring the masculine gay teachers and the feminine lesbian ones and he probably won’t bring trans teachers and students if they don’t pass because the parents will SEE that and go “hmm i dont like this guy’s looks”.
he SPECIFICALLY plays off people’s prejudices. purposefully.
and then? when he gets the queer kid safe? when they’re out of their parent’s grasp? he hands them a rainbow scarf and a bottle of hair dye and tells them to go wild. he helps the trans kids get hormones and binders and makeup if they need or want them. he introduces them to other queer teens and adults and lets them live the life they want to live, an authentic life, and a safe one.
but in public? wigs go on, disguises are in place, and pride pins and rainbow thongs are hidden. not because he’s worried about his own image or that he thinks everyone SHOULD look and act a certain way, but because he KNOWS that society is still grossly judgmental and if a kid in a mohawk and sparkly eyeshadow goes waltzing around the city they’re going to get bottles thrown at their head.
dropping the metaphor now; if they need to go out in full mutant form, they get disguises. uniforms. armor. they get trained on how to protect themselves and CONTROL THEIR HORRIFICALLY DEADLY POWERS THAT THEY OTHERWISE COULD HAVE KILLED THEMSELVES OR OTHERS WITH so they can be safe and be authentically them and OUT if they want to.
i side with magneto on a lot. but shitting on professor x? NO. BAD. and entirely missing the point. magneto has shown time and time again that he’s willing to let other’s die for his cause. kids and teens and humans and mutants alike. professor X is not willing to let a child die for him. period.
back to the metaphor; if you’re a trans person you worry about passing. if you dont pass you could get attacked, assaulted, raped, murdered, etc. there are certain areas of the world and times and spaces where you can be as out as you like. pride is a good example of this. drag queens will be out in full makeup and costumes. but no queen or king or trans person or queer ANYONE is going to advise you to walk down the street in Alabama at midnight in the same outfit.
professor x and magneto are both violently aware of societies’ prejudices. professor x was able to hide his existence as a mutant due to his privilege as an upper class white boy who’s power didn’t manifest in a visible way. he has used this privilege to help people. magneto, growing up during the holocaust, was targeted for being jewish AND targeted for being a mutant. due to this, he has chosen to make himself as visible as possible. he was tattooed with a string of numbers that will forever mark him as “other” and he decided to fully embrace that and challenge society to do the same. he thinks that the loss of a few, or many, lives is worth pushing for change. professor x’s focus is on protection and change in subtler ways. he uses his privilege and hidden status as a mutant to sway people’s opinions in other ways.
there is NO side that is without it’s flaws. but saying “professor x does nothing for the mutant cause” completely ignores the fact that he is doing everything he can to protect vulnerable groups like MUTANT CHILDREN and flat out RESCUES them from homes they might have or HAD been abused in otherwise and honestly makes me question if OP has ever experienced what it’s like to be attacked just for LOOKING a certain way and living in FEAR that any moment you’re going to be outed and discovered and killed for it. if 5 years ago someone had offered me a watch to make me look like a cis dude? i would’ve taken it and pledged my life to whoever had given it to me.
and yeah hiding SUCKS but so does DYING. and if you have to pick one GUESS WHAT??? most people go for the first. for those ok with the risk of the second there is the choice of magneto’s side.
@jumpingjacktrash can you tell me what this means because I am so lost
‘beard’ is old queer slang for an opposite-sex person you pretend to date so people will think you’re straight. a very real thing back when same sex relationships were illegal.
in this context, a reference to the unbearably awkward and forced kiss between steve rogers and the niece of his recently dead former girlfriend, in front of two of the men fandom most often ships him with, who are making hideous grimacing fake smiles in response. the only people who thought that was convincing were the homophobic studio meddlers that shoehorned the scene into the movie in the first place.
and now, having apparently served her purpose as captain america’s heterosexuality checkbox, poor agent 13 has been swept aside, her awesome potential to go unrecognized forevermore. all these characters deserved better.
tl;dr: chris evans’ facial hair is good stuff. what the studio did to sharon carter, not so much.
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