Masks & Capes Episode 16: Night of the Living Plants

Ao3 Version

Vernon did
his utmost to protect his precious plant from the sharp sun; he hated that he
had to transport it like this, and mentally kicked himself for working on this
side project at home, instead of at his lab.

He made his
way down the street, zigzagging to avoid various pedestrians, when he was hit
by a suddenly opened door, causing him to drop his plant.

The pot
shattered on the pavement, and the plant was exposed to the sun and the dirty
street! It was already starting to wilt and there was nothing Vernon could do.

“I’m so
sorry!” the cause for this transgression shouted. Vernon turned to the fiend;
it was a young man with brown hair, and big brown eyes. “Um, maybe I can find a
replacement? On the house?”

The man –
no boy, he did not deserve to be called a man – pointed to the building he had
just come out of. It appeared to be a rather small and shabby flower shop.
Vernon’s lip curled in disgust.

“This plant
is the product of months of biochemical experimentation and herbal breeding,”
he said, showing the boy the almost dead remains of his project. “A rose
bouquet is not enough to replace it.”

“Then maybe
I can save it?” the boy suggested. “I think I have the right thing, if you’ll
follow me!”

Vernon
shrugged; it wasn’t like the boy could make it worse.

He followed
the boy inside the shop, which was littered with various colorful, gaudy
flowers, each producing their sickly sweet scents. The boy took the plant into
a backroom, quickly shutting the door behind him. Vernon knew the boy was going
to fail, and judging from the secrecy, it seemed like the boy knew it too and
was only trying to stall for time.

About
fifteen minutes later, however, to Vernon’s surprise, the boy stepped out with
the plant; it had gotten a new pot and looked stronger and healthier than ever.

“H-how…?”
Vernon stuttered in disbelief, accepting his plant back.

“Oh, I, uh,
have really green thumbs,” the boy chuckled; his laughter sounded like the
sweetest bells to Vernon.

“I’ll say,”
Vernon smiled. “How can I ever repay you, Mr.…?”

“My name is
Mabus Pines, but my friends and family call me Dipper,” he stretched out his
hand for handshake. Vernon took it in his and kissed the back of it.

“What a
beautiful name; it suits you.” It really did; Vernon had obviously been completely
wrong about this young man! What he had thought to be a dimwitted amateur
turned out to be a lovely botanist prodigy.

“Thank
you,” Dipper blushed, not used to receive these types of compliments from
people other than Bill. “I’m glad I was able to help you-“

“Porcupine~
I’ve finished my deliveries~” Bill announced as strolled into the store. In a
few quick strides he had already gotten close enough to Dipper to give him the
usual kiss on the cheek. It was first then he noticed their guest. “Oh, hi!
Customer?”

“No,” the
guest frowned and let go of Dipper’s hand.

“This is my
boyfriend; Bill,” Dipper explained. “He is also the shop’s delivery boy.”

“It truly
pains me to be away from my dear, sweet Porcupine so long,” Bill teased as he
grabbed Dipper around the waist and lifted him up. “But we must all make
sacrifices.”

“Bill, no!”
Dipper laughed. “Not during business hours!”

The guest
let out a polite, but annoyed cough and Bill put Dipper down again.

“Thank you
for your assistance, Mabus,” the guest said, his previous frown melted away to
be replaced with a charming smile.

“No
problem,” Dipper smiled back in return. “Working on your plant was quite the experience;
I’ve never seen anything like it.”

“I would
hope not; I’ve created it after all. If you are interested, I’ve worked on many
different projects these last years, and I’ve been waiting for the right person
to show them off to. You seem to have an interest in plants.”

“Well, you
know, when you work in a flower shop,” Dipper shrugged awkwardly; it would be
hard to explain why he was working with plants if he admitted he had no
interest in them.

“I wish to
invite you to my greenhouse, so that I can show you my latest project.”

“Uh, you,
um, still haven’t told me your name…”

“Ah, how
rude of me,” he shook his head slightly in embarrassment. “I go by Vernon
Jardine. I will sent you a message when I have time to show you my projects!”
and with that, he left the shop.

“Wow!” Bill
was grinning from ear to ear. “Wow!”

“What is it,
Bill?” Dipper asked deadpanned.

“That guy
totally has a crush on you,” Bill laughed.

“Is this
the part where you get jealous?” Dipper teased.

“Aw, no
way,” Bill shook his head. “I know I’m the only one you have eyes for~”

“I don’t
know,” Dipper pretended to ponder. “The guy didn’t look too bad~ I might take
him up on his offer.”

“Oh!” Bill
exclaimed dramatically and grabbed his chest like he had been shot in the
heart. “You wound me, my sweet! I gave you my heart, and you broke it to-“ Bill
interrupted himself by bursting into laughter, quickly followed by Dipper. It
took a while before the laughter subsided. “I’m sorry; I couldn’t hold it back
anymore!”

“It’s okay,
Bill,” Dipper managed to say through his gasps for breath. “But seriously, I
have no interest in that guy; he was kinda creepy.”

“No
kidding,” Bill agreed. “He kept staring at me like he was trying to burn me to
the ground. Let’s head upstairs and forget about that guy.”

 

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Dipper had
been hoping that would have been the last he heard of Vernon, but he did end up
receiving a letter only three days later, inviting him to Vernon’s greenhouse.
Dipper kept the letter for a while, mulling over whether he should even respond
to it, but after thinking about for another three days, Vernon showed up in the
flower shop.

“Did you
receive my letter?!” was the first thing that came out of his mouth as he
arrived.

“I… Yes,”
Dipper responded, trying to hide how creeped out the guy made him feel; there
was just something very wrong with him. “I’m… sorry I haven’t responded; I’ve
just been busy, and haven’t really had the time to write back, let alone find a
day to visit.”

“Understandable,
I suppose,” Vernon shrugged. “But you must realize, a single leaf from one of
my plants carry more complex biological make-up than all these tacky things put
together.” He gestured to the various flowers in the store. Dipper couldn’t
help but feel slightly insulted; sure, he didn’t have a big interest in plants,
and he was sure Vernon’s plants were complex and ingenious, but the guy was
insulting Dipper’s work.

“I’m just
super busy,” Dipper explained away. “Maybe you should find someone else?
Someone who is more in your league, intelligence wise. I mean, I’m just a
florist after all.” He finished with a small laugh, and hoped that stroking the
guy’s ego would make him decide to leave on his own.

“Did your…
boyfriend tell you that?” he asked seriously.

“What? No!”
Dipper responded flabbergasted.

“No, I
understand; he probably belittles you for working in a flower shop of all
places.”

Dipper
couldn’t believe this guy; hadn’t he literally just done that exact thing?

“You
shouldn’t let your boyfriend treat you like that,” Vernon continued. “I would
treat you like royalty; that’s what you deserve.”

“Look, Bill
treats me really well; he doesn’t believe me, he respects me-“

“Not from
what I’ve seen; he kissed you and picked you up without asking for your
permission, like you were his property.”

Dipper
sighed; it seemed like Vernon had already decided what he thought of Bill.

“But let’s
not discuss this further; when will you be able to see my greenhouse?”

Dipper felt
like Vernon really wouldn’t take no for an answer. Maybe it would be better to
just go with him, and if he didn’t like it, Vernon would be probably be so
insulted that he would just leave Dipper alone.

“Alright,
how about tomorrow night?” Dipper suggested.

“Perfect!”
Vernon smiled. “I shall be here at eight pm sharp and escort you!”

He left
with no further objections, and Dipper wondered if not showing up would be
enough to make Vernon hate him, or if it would just make him more insistent.

 

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Dipper
explained what had happened, to Bill and Mabel, during dinner.

“I just
want this whole thing to finally be over,” he sighed, nudging his last
leftovers around the plate with his fork.

“It’s kinda
creepy, Dips,” Mabel responded with a scrunched up face.

“I mean, to
be fair, it’s slightly less creepy than what I did when I was courting you,”
Bill laughed.

“Well, at
least I knew the Illuminator and had a crush on him!” Dipper protested.

“Aw, you
had a crush on me?” Bill smiled.

“Besides,
Mabel knew the address and could come and save me if something went wrong… I
have no idea where this greenhouse is!”

“Ok, then
bring your phone and text us a picture of the greenhouse along with the
address,” Mabel suggested.

“Guess
that’s the best we can do,” Dipper shook his head slowly and shrugged. “If I
don’t respond within thirty minutes of sending the address, come and get me,
‘cause I don’t wanna stay there any longer if I have to. You know what? Call me
up, so I have an excuse to leave even!”

“That’s a
deal, Porcupine,” Bill laughed and snatched a bite of Dipper’s leftovers from
his plate.

 

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When it was
a couple of minutes past eight pm, Dipper left the house, making sure he had
his phone in his pocket, and walked from the home entrance in the alley, to the
shop entrance in front of the street. Vernon was already standing there,
looking at his wristwatch and stomping his foot irritatingly.

“Oh, there
you are!” he exclaimed, his sour expression quickly replaced with a bright
smile that didn’t quite reach his eyes. “You kept me waiting, you know!”

“It’s only
three minutes past eight,” Dipper pointed out.

“Might as
well be thirty,” Vernon said and led Dipper to a car; it was black with opaque
windows, and it looked almost brand new, and very expensive. “When I say ‘eight
pm sharp’, I want you to be there eight pm sharp, and not a minute later.”

He opened
the car door, and Dipper reluctantly entered the passenger’s seat. When Vernon
started the car and the doors auto locked, Dipper wished he had taken out his
phone and snapped a picture of the car’s license plate and sent it to Mabel and
Bill.

The car
drove outside of town, into a wooded area. It drove down a bumpy dirt road that
barely was broad enough for the car.

“I’m
surprised your car is so shiny, handling this type of road,” Dipper quipped,
trying to fill the awkward silence.

“Oh, I
don’t usually use this car, but this is a special occasion,” Vernon responded
with a grin. “My work pays rather well.”

Dipper
replied only with a hum before turning to his phone. He wrote a quick message
to Mabel about the wooded area and the dirt road, since he was starting to
doubt the greenhouse had an actual address.

“We’re
here!” Vernon exclaimed with excitement. Dipper looked up and saw a huge, glass
dome, also constructed with opaque glass like the car windows. He snapped a
quick picture and sent it to Mabel. “What was that?!” Vernon said, jerking his
head towards Dipper.

“I was just
taking a picture,” Dipper shrugged. “It looks… so impressive.”

“You don’t
need a picture!” Vernon snarled. “Erase that, NOW.”

“O-ok,”
Dipper stammered and erased the picture. It didn’t matter; Mabel had already
received and saved it to her phone.

They exited
the car and Vernon led Dipper to the front door of the greenhouse; it was
locked with a card scanner. Vernon took out a card and swiped it across the
scanner. A light on the door flashed green and there was a small beep.

Vernon
opened the door and gestured for Dipper to walk in first. Dipper obliged and
stepped inside; the room didn’t look like he had imagined; he’d thought that
with this being the place Vernon worked with plants, it would more like a
laboratory, but it looked more like an old laboratory that had been abandoned
centuries ago and nature had come to claim. Everything was covered in plant
life; there was no floor, just dirt for the plants to grow freely from, and the
foliage was so dense that Dipper was starting to wonder if the glass perhaps
wasn’t opaque; the plants were covering the windows so densely that there was
barely a scrap of glass visible.

“Isn’t it
wonderful!?” Vernon exclaimed with pure, almost child-like joy. He walked over
to a small plant; it looked identical to a venus flytrap. He used a finger to
pet the tiny thing, and the flytrap seemed to lift its head to meet the finger.

“It’s…”
Dipper paused and took another look around. “… intimidating…”

“Aww, it’s
okay that your skills aren’t at my level yet,” Vernon said as he turned to
Dipper. “You just still have a long way to go, but I’ll help you.”

“Um, this
has been interesting, but I don’t think we care about plants in the same way,”
Dipper tried to explain, before Vernon grabbed him by the arm and harshly
pulled Dipper towards him. Dipper heard the sound of his phone flying out of
his pocket by the sudden pull and hit the ground.

“Don’t you
see?!” Vernon grinned like a maniac. “Haven’t you noticed!?”

“What is
it?” Dipper asked. Fear was beginning to enter his voice, but Vernon didn’t
seem to notice it.

“The
plants… they’re alive.”

“Well,
yeah, all plants are al-“

“No!”
Vernon shouted, interrupting Dipper. “I’m not talking about that, if you can
even call what ordinary plants are ‘alive’! I’m talking about actual thinking,
feeling life forms.”

“What?”
Dipper looked at him in confusion, which Vernon seemed to mistake for
curiosity.

“Through my
studies, I began to branch off into researching a way to grant plants real
life. I began by studying lower, simple life forms, like jellyfish. I worked
through how they, through evolution, achieved their current form of life, and
attempted to replicate the process through selectively breeding my plants. It…
didn’t work. But my attempts drew the attention of some rather generous
sponsors who, in exchange for doing a few side projects for them, gave me the
resources I needed to achieve success! After successfully creating plants with
the jellyfish-like life, I moved on to more complicated life forms. Currently I
am on insects, with the ones I marked my research on the most being bees and
ants!”

Dipper just
stared at Vernon during his monologue, and felt more and more unsafe the longer
he listened.

“Come
here!” Vernon pulled him again, this time leading him towards the only other door
in the greenhouse, aside from the front door.

“I- I think
it’d be best if I left!” Dipper said, trying to pull away from Vernon.

“No, no!”
Vernon wagged his finger at Dipper like he was a disobedient child. “I need to
show you my pride and joy first!”

Dipper
reluctantly followed Vernon through the door, which led them to a huge room,
which in turn was almost completely filled by a huge pitcher plant. It seemed
to move and shake around when Vernon approached it, as if greeting him.

“Hi darling!”
Vernon greeted the plant, stepping over and pressing a kiss to one of its
leaves.

“So, uh,
you mentioned how the plants have sentience similar to ants and bees,” Dipper
interjected, slowly stepping closer to Vernon and the plant. “Does that mean…
this plant’s the queen?”

“Hmm,”
Vernon hummed in thought. “I supposed yes, technically, but it is not the boss,
if that’s what you’re thinking. I am.” He turned his attention back to the
plant and started gushing to it like it was an excited puppy. “Did you miss
daddy? Don’t worry, everything’s going fine! We just need to do one tiny favor
more, and then everything will be fine. Daddy even brought you guys a new
mommy!”

“What?”
Dipper started stepping backwards toward the door, but vines had covered it,
preventing it from being opened.

“That’s why
you’re here!” Vernon explained as he turned to Dipper. “You and I, we share the
same appreciation for plants! Doesn’t it make your soar thinking about all
these angels as your children?”

Dipper
swallowed. His phone was on the other side of the door, so he couldn’t call for
help. However, if he toughed it out, Mabel and Bill would show up and save him.
At the moment, it would be best to play along.

“Yes,”
Dipper responded. He wasn’t a very convincing actor, but it seemed like Vernon
didn’t pick up on those sorts of things, as long as he was hearing what he
wanted. “But, um, what was those other things you talked about?”

“Oh, you
see, I get my funding from the IMP,” Vernon explained eagerly. “In exchange,
they have full access to my research, and I do a couple of favors for them once
in a while. This time, they’ve asked me to get a hold of The Illuminator and
bring him to them.”

“You… but
The Illuminator has pyrokinesis, right?”

“That would
have been an obstacle, if I hadn’t already created fire proof plants, thanks to
a sample of vines I found in the city!”

Dipper’s
eyes widened as he realized those must have been his vines, from the Somna
incident.

“In fact,
the plant you helped me save was carrying that very genome!”

“What are
you going to do?” Dipper asked hesitantly.

“Cause a
bit of chaos, pretend I’m a super villain with plant powers, catch The
Illuminator, probably kill that Pine Tree hero,” Vernon listed off.

“You’re
gonna kill someone?!”

“That Pine
Tree is an insult to all plant life! Thinking he can control plants! Well, he
can’t control mine! Not when they have a mind of their own!”

Dipper was
just silent; he didn’t dare to say anything.

“I had to
get you out of the city first, however, so that you wouldn’t get yourself hurt,”
Vernon said, moving towards the door as the vines parted letting him through. “You
stay here with Regina; she’ll keep you safe while I’m out,” he blew Dipper a
kiss before shutting the door and the vines covered it once again.

Dipper
immediately transformed and attempted to move the vines, but it didn’t work.
The pitcher plant, Regina, also started looming over Dipper after he
transformed. Somehow, a growling-like noise was emitting from it.

He
detransformed and the plant stopped. It seemed like it could distinguish
between Dipper and Pine Tree, and didn’t like the latter much. It also seemed
like Vernon was right; Dipper couldn’t control the sentient plants, which left
him with no other hope than Mabel and Bill.

 

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Vernon was
humming to himself as he did the last few preparations before leaving for his
mission; including a gaudy costume that the IMP had provided for him. At least
it would help convince the moronic public that he was some kind of super villain.

He was
pulled from his thoughts when he heard a bothersome ringing, and found his
Mabus’ phone lying on the ground. He picked it up, the caller id saying Dork
with three separate heart emojis. He pressed the button to accept the call,
already having an idea who it was.

“Hello,
this is Mabus’ phone, Vernon speaking,” he greeted the caller with a smug
smirk, even if the caller couldn’t see it.

“Hi, this
is Bill,” the caller responded. “Can you hand Dipper the phone? I’ve got
something urgent to tell him.”

“He doesn’t
care; he and I are busy appreciating the beauty of my work. He most likely won’t
be coming home tonight; he said he wanted to visit my place. I also think he
said something about breaking up with you. Although, that couldn’t possibly
come as a surprise to you.”

With that,
Vernon hung up the phone and made himself ready to invade the city.

 

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“Okay,
something weird is definitely going on,” Bill told Mabel. The call had been on
speaker, and Mabel had heard everything.

“No kidding;
this guy has definitely done something to Dipper,” Mabel nodded in agreement.

“I’m
heading out there on my bike, NOW,” Bill said, already putting on the leather
jacket he rode in. “If he manages to get Dipper to wherever he lives…” Bill
paused and began to look sick. “I can’t believe I just joked around about this;
I should have taken it more seriously.”

“Bill, just
hurry out there as fast as you can!” Mabel urged him. “I’ll patrol the city
while you’re gone, and see if I maybe spot anything.” She knew the chances of
spotting Vernon, when she didn’t even know what car he drove in, were slim, but
it was all she could do to ease her worries in some way.

 

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Bill drove
as fast as he could, probably violating several traffic laws, but he didn’t
care. Dipper’s instructions on the road to the greenhouse were flimsy, but Bill
still managed to find his way there. When he realized the door was locked, he
immediately transformed and blasted his way through. A small alarm sounded, but
he ignored it.

“Dipper!”
Bill called out as he stepped inside the greenhouse. The place was covered in
plant life; it looked like no one had been there for years.

His foot
hit something, causing it to slide away. Bill picked it up and realized it was
Dipper’s phone. That meant that Dipper had been there, but where was he and
Vernon now? He tried to hold back all the fears that surfaced in his mind, and
decided to look around for clues. Or at least he would, if he hadn’t seen a
bunch of vines slithering across the floor like snakes.

“Dipper?”
Bill called out. “Are you doing this?” Bill stepped away from the vines towards
the walls, where he was grabbed by a cactus-like plant that sunk its needles
into his arms. Bill ripped away from it and tried blasting it with a fireball,
but the cactus merely shrugged it off.

Realizing
there wasn’t much he could do, Bill spotted a door which he ran towards as fast
as he could. It was stuck, so he rammed it open using his shoulder, ran inside
and shut it, before finally letting out a breath of relief.

“Illuminator?”
Bill perked up when he heard the familiar voice and turned around to see
Dipper, unharmed.

“Dipper!”
Bill shouted with joy as he ran towards him, only for a giant pitcher plant in
the middle of the room to bend down and swipe up Dipper into its pitcher. “Dipper!
Are you okay?!”

“Yes!”
Dipper responded, his voice faint and echoey from inside the plant. “Vernon’s
plants are sentient! I can’t control them! They’re also fireproof! He works for
the IMP, and he’s launching an attack on the city right now to capture you!”

“Shit!”
Bill swore just as the pitcher plant began to attack him; it uprooted some of
its own roots and used them to lash out him.

“What’s going
on!?” Dipper shouted.

“It’s
attacking me!” Bill yelled back. “I don’t know how to stop it!”

Dipper
racked his brain for any kind of idea that might work, when a thought struck
him. It was an insane idea, but based on how Vernon interacted with his plants,
and how he described them, it just might work.

“Regina!”
Dipper said, trying his best to adopt the tone of a scolding parent. “You leave
that man alone this instance!”

There was a
short pause where no sound was heard before Bill responded: “I don’t know what
you did, but it worked!”

Dipper
grinned and continued: “Thank you, Regina. Now could you be a sweetheart and
let mommy out? I need to have a talk with your father.”

The plant’s
pitcher opened and tipped forward, letting Dipper slide out.

“’Mommy’?”
Bill looked at him with a small smirk.

“Just
detransform and take me back to the city; it seems like playing along works on
both Vernon and his plants.”

 

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As they
hurried into the city, they found it covered in plant-life, just like Vernon’s
greenhouse. The few people who were out and about were cowering in alleyways,
while the majority of people had locked themselves inside their home.

It didn’t
take them long to find Vernon, battling from atop a giant, crooked tree against
Mabel. The tree’s branches were brushing off her every shot and shielded
Vernon, while the various other plant life attempted to grab Mabel out of the
air.

“Hey
Vernon!” Dipper shouted.

Vernon
turned his head in surprise. “Mabus! I told you to stay with Regina!”

“Well, you
better get down from there this instant!” Dipper continued shouting. “And get all
of the kids back home, now!”

“You don’t
get to make that decision!” Vernon snarled. The plants stopped trying to battle
Mabel and seemed to shake slightly now that “mom and dad” were fighting, which
gave Mabel the chance she needed to swoop in and grab Vernon, bringing him up
into the air where the plants couldn’t reach them.

“Alright
kids, daddy is going to be away for a while; he did bad getting you to destroy
the city, and it’s time for you guys to learn to live on your own. Go back home
and stay in the forest where there’s room, dirt and water for you guys to live
on.”

The plants
seemed to listen to Dipper and took his words to heart, as they all began to
carefully trek back through the city to the forest, this time being careful not
to destroy anything.

“NOOOOO!!!!”
Vernon roared as Mabel lowered him once the plants were gone. “My creations! My
children! How could you!?!”

“How could I!?”
Dipper said through gritted teeth. “How could you kidnap me and attempt to
destroy the city!? I’m not the one in the wrong here!”

“I gave you
everything!” Vernon yelled. “I treated you like royalty!”

“I am so
fucking done with this,” Dipper massaged his forehead. “Shooting Star, just…
deliver him to the police station and let them sort this out.

 

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Colonel
Wendy Corduroy had been surprised when one of the cities so-called Melior
heroes had shown up, just to dump off what looked like a super villain, but the
guy wasn’t even Melior!

The guy, identified
as Vernon Jardine, hadn’t even attempted to deny that he was the one who had
caused the plant-based chaos that night, and not Pine Tree as the police had
first suspected. Instead he kept rambling about how he had given his heart to
an “ungrateful ditz” who didn’t deserve all that he had given him.

He seemed
fairly delirious, so they decided to keep him over night and see if his story
changed. Wendy was staying overnight and was, as usual, the last officer to
leave before the morning staff took over. She yawned and realized that maybe
she should lock up earlier. There were usually not any emergencies after a big
disaster like the one tonight, so the chances of anything happening between the
one hour before the morning staff came was slim. So she was fairly surprised
when she heard the station’s phone ring.

“Hello, am
I speaking with Colonel Corduroy?” a pleasant female voice asked from the other
end.

“Yes,”
Wendy responded. “What is the reason for your call?”

“Oh, good!
My name is Theresa Abate, and I work for the Institute of Melior Psychology,”
the voice explained with a small laugh. “We were just informed that you have
incarcerated one of our workers. We would like to take him of your hands, as
per our little deal.”

“Look,”
Wendy sighed. “I let you guys do that with the others because our station isn’t
equipped to detain Meliors, and because the law requires Meliors to be overseen
by organizations like yours, since you can’t really just throw them in jail,
but… This guy isn’t a Melior; he’s a normal human, and he’s going to be facing
a judge, and get a sentence that fits his crimes, if he’s committed any.”

“Oh,” the
tone in the woman’s voice was suddenly very sad, and it had some kind of effect
on Wendy. “You mean, you aren’t even sure that he’s the perpetrator?”

“No,” Wendy
clutched her head; she was starting to feel weird. She began to wonder how the
IMP had even learned about Vernon Jardine’s arrest to quickly, but then the
thought slipped her mind as Theresa continued to talk.

“We just
want to have a quick talk with him at our headquarters, and figure out this
little mess. He’s probably not the guilty party, right?”

“We… did
originally believe the culprit was Pine Tree; a Melior with plant-based powers,”
Wendy said. She was feeling really weird, but she couldn’t focus on anything;
she just spoke whatever came to her mind.

“And I bet
poor Mr. Jardine is just… out of his mind about this, right?”

“Yes, he
seems… delirious,” Wendy nodded along. “One of Pine Tree’s associates has
certain mind altering powers… he must have used them to make Vernon Jardine
confess to crimes he hasn’t committed.”

“Oh, that’s
what I feared,” Theresa expressed with a heavy sigh. “Don’t worry, dear, we’ll
take care of everything. Now, why don’t you go home and relax with a nice cup
of coco, and get some well deserved rest?”

“Yes,”
Wendy nodded and ended the phone call. She left the station without even making
sure to lock the doors.

Masks & Capes Episode 15: Corruption

Ao3 Version

It was
about three weeks the ”Somna Incident”, and Dipper and Bill still hadn’t had a
real talk about it. It was hard for Dipper not to get frustrated with the
current situation, since it constantly seemed like he and Bill avoided talking
about things they definitely should be talking about. But on the other hand,
the event had also had a clear effect on Bill, making Dipper hesitant to push
for a talk, out of fear of pushing Bill too hard.

It was
evening, right around the time they were closing up the shop. Dipper was going
through inventory while Bill and Mabel were cleaning up the shop.

“So, who’s
handling patrol tonight?” Mabel suddenly asked, breaking the silence.

“Um, I
think it’s my turn,” Dipper answered.

“I was sure
it was Bill,” Mabel argued.

“No, me and
Porcupine traded shifts so I could watch a show tonight,” Bill interjected just
as he was sweeping up the last bit of dust.

Dipper
blushed slightly; it had been a while since Bill last used his nickname

“You might
as well record it in case an emergency happens,” Mabel pointed out. “Anyway, I
brought it up because I thought I could take care of patrol tonight.”

“Why?”
Dipper asked.

“When was
the last time the two of you had a date night?” Mabel shot back. “No, scratch
that; when did you two last have an open conversation?”

“Oh, come
on, Boss, it’s not like we’re ignoring each other,” Bill said defensively.

Mabel gave
him a strict stare in return, slowly moving her gaze to Dipper.

“I’m taking
tonight’s patrol,” she said. “And if you two haven’t had at least one
heart-to-heart by the time I’m back, I’ll lock you both inside the closet until
you do.”

And that
was the final word.

Later, when
it was time to start patrolling, Mabel left, hoping that her words had reached
them, and that today of all days wouldn’t be particularly crime filled.

She
transformed and got going, but barely five minutes had passed before she heard
commotion a little further into the city.

“Please let
it be a false alarm,” Mabel sighed as she flew closer to investigate.

 

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Dipper was
sitting with Bill on the couch, an uncomfortable silence spreading between
them.

“So…”
Dipper began, scratching the back of his neck.

“What was
it even that Mabel wanted us to talk about?” Bill asked.

Dipper’s
mouth opened slightly in shock.

“Haven’t
you noticed?” he asked.

“You gotta
be more specific,” Bill said nonchalantly.

This,” Dipper emphasized by gesturing
between them. “Us. “

“Again,
you’re not making any sense,” Bill was beginning to sound frustrated himself.
“How am I supposed to know what you’re talking, if you won’t say it?”

Dipper shut
his mouth and looked away. He was scared to bring it up, for various reasons,
not just out of fear of pushing Bill too hard, but he was also afraid of what
Bill would say.

Luckily,
their conversation was interrupted by Dipper’s phone ringing.

“Hello?”
Dipper said after picking up the phone.

“I need Pine
Tree and The Illuminator on Central Street ASAP,” Mabel’s voice responded.
“We’ve got a villain on our hands.”

“We’ll have
to finish this conversation when we get back,” Dipper remarked while turning
off his phone.

“Or we
could just not have it,” Bill mumbled before transforming.

 

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The two
heroes settled out, soon discovering where Mabel was. Even without the street
name, it wouldn’t have been difficult to find her, due to the sound of battle.

They
arrived to find the street in ruins, but from the looks of it, not because of
the fight; the buildings, asphalt, sidewalk, even lampposts, all looked like
something from a post-apocalyptic movie; the buildings’ brickwork were shoddy,
several bricks missing, with the ones still there looking old and covered in
dust, the asphalt looked grey and was filled with holes and cracks, as were the
sidewalk, and the lampposts were rusted and deteriorated to the point that they
weren’t even functional anymore.

Mabel was
facing off against a villain, with about a twenty meters distance between them.
The villain was wearing a suit that covered his entire body except his hands;
his costume was black and white, sectioned off with jagged lines.

There
wasn’t much time for talk, as the villain immediately lunged at Mabel. She
reacted by sending out a shot before flying over him. The villain slid under
the shot before he rose to his feet, and the three heroes circled him, trying
to prevent his escape.

“What’s his
powers?” Dipper called out, keeping an eye on the villain who was standing still
at the moment, just observing the heroes.

“Don’t get
touched by his hands,” Mabel warned, but before she had the chance to
elaborate, the villain lunged again, this time at Bill.

“Look out!”
Dipper shouted, rushing in to try and defend Bill. He grabbed the villain by
the wrists to prevent him from touching anything. The villain responded by
kicking Dipper square in the chest, making him let go. Then Dipper heard the
sound of something tearing, followed by a hand smacking him on the back,
sending him to the floor.

It took a
couple of seconds for Dipper to regain his composure, but that was all it took
for the villain to escape. He had expected Mabel or Bill to chase after him,
but they looked panicked at Dipper.

Mabel ran
over to Dipper and ripped upper part of his costume off, just in time for
Dipper to see the material disintegrate on the street.

“Are you
okay?” Mabel asked worriedly, checking Dipper’s back for any signs of something
wrong.

“I’m… fine,
I think?” Dipper responded, still confused by seeing part of his costume
disintegrate like that. “His powers… they make things rapidly age?”

“I assume
it’d work on people too,” Mabel explained. “That’s why I didn’t want any of you
to get touched by him.”

“You were
ready to act there,” Bill complimented Mabel. “If you hadn’t ripped the
affected part off, Pine Tree’s entire costume would’ve been gone with the
wind.”

“Thanks,”
Mabel sighed. “But now I have to fix Pine Tree’s costume.”

“Actually,
I can probably fix it,” Bill added.

“Can you
sew?” Dipper asked.

“No, but
one of my powers is kinda like… clothes repairing? It’s hard to explain, but
it’s the main reason why I never had to worry much about clothes when I was
broke.”

“Can you do
it right now?”

“It… takes
some time,” Bill admitted.

“Alright,
Pine Tree, you go back home,” Mabel ordered. “Bill and I will search for the
villain.”

Dipper felt
a small pang of anger and hurt at being told that. He understood he wouldn’t be
much good in a fight with his suit ripped, especially if the villain only
needed to touch him to take him out, but it was still frustrating.

“Fine,”
Dipper sighed, accepting his sister’s orders, and left. Once home, he took off
his suit before transforming back and decided to retire early.

 

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The next
morning when Dipper awoke, he was already in a bad mood. He could feel it would
be one of those days where nothing turns out right.

After
getting out of bed, the first thing he saw was his suit, mended by Bill’s
powers no doubt. Dipper knew he should be happy about that, but now him
returning home the other night felt like a waste of time; if mending his
costume could have been done that quickly, he should’ve been out there with his
team!

He went
into the kitchen, finding nothing there but dirty plates, and a single plate of
scrambled eggs and toast with jam. Dipper ate the contents of the plate before
heading down to the flower shop, finding no joy in the cold food.

When he got
downstairs, he saw that Mabel was there, behind the cash registry as always.
She smiled and waved at him when she saw him.

“Were you
going to wake up, or were you fine with me sleeping all day?” Dipper grumbled
at her.

“It’s not
even noon yet, Dip-dop,” Mabel giggled. “Besides, I thought if you were
oversleeping, you probably needed it.”

Dipper only
responded with a small grunt.

Just then,
the door was slammed open, causing Dipper to visibly wince at the sudden, loud
sound.

“Delivery
done!” Bill exclaimed as he barged through the door, throwing a stack of money
next to the cash register. “I see you’re up and running, Porcupine. Did you see
that I repaired your costume?”

Dipper
glared at Bill and let out another grunt before going into the backroom.

“I think
Dipper’s feeling grumpy today,” Mabel concluded.

“I agree,”
Bill nodded. “The question is, will my company make it better or worse?”

“You ever
thought he was maybe grumpy because you still haven’t talked about what
happened with Somna?” Mabel asked.

“I… guess
that’s… possible?” Bill mumbled. “… I’ll try.” He sighed and went into the
backroom.

Dipper was
busy growing flowers to refill their stocks when he noticed Bill stepping in.

“Hey
Porcu-“ Bill was interrupted when he fell over a pot on the floor, falling hard
on his stomach.

Dipper
couldn’t help it; he burst out laughing.

“Thanks
Bill,” Dipper giggled while Bill picked himself up. “I needed a laugh today.”

“I was
gonna talk to you about that,” Bill responded, carefully putting the pot out of
the way so he didn’t trip over it again. “Is anything wrong?”

Dipper
shrugged. “Just having a bad day, I guess. There’s not really anything to talk
about.”

“You sure?”
Bill stepped closer to Dipper. “Because I can-“

Yes, I’m sure!” Dipper snarled, taking a
step away from Bill. “Just…” he looked away and let out a sigh. “I just need to
be alone…”

“Alright…”
Bill had a look of surprise on his face; he couldn’t recall Dipper having ever
snapped at him like that. He was worried, but he didn’t want to start a fight
over Dipper wanting some time alone. So Bill left the room without another
word.

Once Bill
was gone, Dipper began shaking. He gripped one of the nearby tables and started
breathing heavily. It didn’t make sense for him to get so angry at Bill over
nothing. After all, Bill had just tried to be helpful, but for some reason,
Dipper had felt a wave of anger when Bill expressed concern.

Dipper felt
a flash of fear; could this be the work of Venus? She hadn’t appeared since the
affair with Pentagram, but if she had returned, it would make sense for her to
target them.

He tried
his best to calm himself before leaving his work room. Another rush of anger
hit him when he spotted Mabel and Bill.

“Dipper?”
Mabel looked at him with worried eyes that felt like they were burning him.

Dipper knew
what he should do; tell the other two
about his suspicions and how he was feeling. But something nagged in the back
of his mind and was coming to the forefront; if he told them, they would either
not believe him, or they would keep him there at home, while they headed off to look for clues. Just
like yesterday. Almost like they didn’t need him around, or didn’t want him
around.

“I-I’m just
not feeling too good today,” Dipper stuttered, massaging his forehead. “I’m
going to bed and resting for a while.”

“Sure,”
Mabel replied. “You want me or Bill to get you something-“

No!
Dipper shouted before forcing himself to calm down. “… I just need to rest in
my room… alone.”

Dipper
hurried up to his room without looking back at the undoubtedly worried faces of
Bill and Mabel. Once inside, he transformed, wore his newly repaired costume,
and jumped out the window to search for Venus.

 

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It took a
couple of hours, but business had finally calmed down enough for Bill and Mabel
to talk about what had happened with Dipper.

“Before you
ask,” Bill started, having recently returned from the day’s deliveries. “I
didn’t have a real heart-to-heart with Dipper. He snapped at me when I tried to
ask what was wrong.”

“I actually
don’t blame you,” Mabel responded, the worry evident in her tone and
expression. “Something’s clearly wrong with him…”

“If we
don’t have any more deliveries, I’ll make him something to drink, just in case
he is sick, and see if I talk to him.
If not, you’re probably gonna have to try something, Boss.”

Bill set
out to do what he said he would; he made a cup of tea and carried it to
Dipper’s room. He knocked on the door, but didn’t get a response. He knocked
again, and when he once again didn’t receive a reply, he went inside, only to find
that Dipper wasn’t there.

Placing the
tea down, Bill tried the bathroom, thinking maybe Dipper had felt sick, but he
wasn’t there either.

Finally,
Bill tried calling Dipper on his cellphone, only to hear his ringtone and
finding his phone in his room.

Bill
hurried back down to the store as fast as he could, thoughts about what could
have happened to Dipper invading his mind.

“Dipper’s
gone!” Bill shouted as soon as he stepped foot in the flower shop.

“What do
you mean?” Mabel asked.

“He’s not upstairs,
and he doesn’t have his phone!” Bill explained. “Oh god, I shouldn’t have gone
out on those deliveries! I knew something was wrong and I didn’t do anything!”

“Bill, calm
down,” Mabel told him. “We… we don’t know for sure if something bad happened to
Dipper.”

“Then why
would he leave without his phone? Why would he leave without telling us?!”

Mabel was
quiet, silently conceding that Bill had a point.

“We need to
close up shop early, transform, then go out and find him!”

 

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As soon as
they were out, Bill and Mabel split up, hoping to find Dipper quicker that way.
Bill was surveying his part of the city, hoping to at least find a clue.

After
nearly an hour of searching, Bill finally heard something. It was faint at
first, but the sound grew louder; it came from his old home, from before he
moved in with Dipper and Mabel. As Bill stood in front of the building, he
could clearly hear what the sound was; it was unmistakably Dipper’s voice, or
rather Pine Tree’s, calling for help.

Bill rushed inside, not even caring to think
there could be a trap. He followed the shouts to his old living room, finding
Dipper in his ‘form there, tied to a chair, with the only illumination in the
room being the lit fire place.

“Illuminator!” Dipper shouted, his eyes
lighting up with joy. “Quick! Get me free before he comes back!”

“Who?” Bill asked while he began to untie
Dipper, not wanting to risk accidently burning him by burning the ropes.

“That villain we fought last night,” Dipper
explained. “His name is Corruption, and he’s more dangerous than we thought;
his powers don’t just rapidly age things he touched!”

“What else do they do?” Bill asked after having
finally freed Dipper.

“They…” Dipper turned his gaze away before
meeting Bill’s eyes with a cruel smile on his face. “… corrupt people, of
course~”

Bill barely had time to react before he
realized that not only were the ropes still attached to Dipper, they weren’t
even ropes! They were vines growing out of his wrists! Before he could register
what was going on, Dipper used the vines to tie up Bill in the chair; his vines
moving much faster and with way more ease than normal.

“Pine Tree, what’s going on?” Bill asked in
surprise.

“I just told you,” Dipper groaned and rolled
his eyes.

“You’re being controlled,” Bill implored,
trying to reach his boyfriend. “You have to break free! You’re not like this.”

“If what I’m doing is wrong, why does it feel
so good?” Dipper questioned with a small laugh at the end. “Feels really good in fact~ I actually beat
you!”

“How did you even do this?!” Bill asked,
nodding towards the vines keeping him tied to the chair. “Since when could you
do that?”

“I got the idea a little while back,” Dipper
said with a bright smile. “I realized that I could use my own blood and body as
the water and ground to grow my plants. Upside, I can control these plants much
easier than others, since they’re a part of me. Downside, I can’t grow plants
much bigger than these vines.”

“I guess that’s good,” Bill gave him a crooked
smile in return.

Stop that!” Dipper roared,
tightening the vines around Bill. “Every time you smile, I feel sick! I despise you to my very core!” He
put his face so close to Bill’s that their noses nearly touched. “If you’re
gonna do anything, use those flames of yours to free yourself; let me feel that
burn.”

“I am not going to hurt you, Pine Tree,” Bill
said sincerely.

Urgh!” Dipper made a sound of
disgust and recoiled slightly from. “You are the worst!” He then calmed down,
his eyes lighting up as if he got an idea. “… But if you’re not gonna do
anything to stop me…”

Dipper approached Bill again, this time sitting
down in his lap, and grinding his body into Bill’s crotch.

“What are you doing?!” Bill asked, a look of
distress on his face, which only seemed to please Dipper more. This was very
bad.

“What’s wrong, Cipher?” Dipper gave him a fake
pout. “I thought you liked me…” the pout was replaced with an angry sneer. “But
I guess you really are so disgusted by me that you can’t even stand the idea of
having sex with me, even though I’m supposed to be your boyfriend.”

“That’s got nothing to do with it!” Bill
protested. “This isn’t you; you’re under Corruption’s control-“

“Don’t blame this on him!” Dipper laughed. “You
were like this before I was corrupted.”

“… I just can’t stop thinking about the Somna
incident,” Bill confessed, hoping that somehow his honest feelings would get
through to Dipper. “Every time I think about what I did… I feel like I’m gonna
throw up-“

“Wow, you really find me that disgusting,”
Dipper let out an unhinged laugh.

“No!” Bill insisted. “Listen to me; I hate that
that was technically our first time. I love you so much, but I’m so disgusted
with myself, because I still enjoyed it.”

“Stop -” Dipper growled and leaned far enough
in that his and Bill’s noses were touching. “- saying that.”

Bill took his chance; he theorized that the
corruption must have somehow reversed the chemical responses in Dipper’s brain.
If that was true, maybe a strong enough response could return the chemicals to
normal. So Bill leaned forward and kissed Dipper with all his might. The sudden
lean-in even caused the chair to tip over, and Bill landed on top of Dipper.

Dipper let out a small squeak and pushed Bill
off of him, standing up and trying to get some distance, while still being
close enough to keep Bill tied to the chair.

“I love you so much, Pine Tree,” Bill said as
sincerely as he could. “I wanna spend the rest of my life with you!”

“Shut up!” Dipper shouted, visibly shuddering.

“You’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever
seen!” Bill continued. “Every day I spend with you, feels like some kind of
divine blessing I don’t deserve!”

“What’s wrong with you!?” Dipper screeched,
shutting his eyes and moving his arms to cover his ears with his hands. In
doing so, the vines loosened around Bill, allowing him to escape.

Bill hurried to his legs and ran over to Dipper,
using his arms to trap Dipper against the wall; the fireplace provided the
perfect lighting for Bill’s plan.

“G-get
away!” Dipper screeched, trying to kick Bill away. “You think this is going to
make me like you again?”

“Shh…” Bill hushed and leaned in closer to
Dipper.

“Y-you…!” Dipper was gasping, and his face was
turning pale.

“Just keep focusing on me,” Bill tried to
reassure him, but in truth he was starting to doubt if this was working. Maybe
he would be better off knocking Dipper unconscious and try to locate the
villain behind this.

But then Dipper’s gasps turned into whines, and
his pale face got flushed with color.

“Bill?” Dipper managed to say before he fainted
in Bill’s arms, probably exhausted from all the shifting emotions.

Bill picked Dipper up in his arms, right as
Dipper’s transformation wore off, and carried him back home. He hoped Mabel
would be able to take on Corruption this time; Bill needed to be there for
Dipper when he woke up.

 

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As Mabel scoured the city, it didn’t take long
for her to find the villain; he was sitting in the middle of the same destroyed
street from yesterday.

In her excitement, Mabel forgot to shoot Bill a
message that she had found a villain, and instead flew in to confront him.

“Ah, it’s you,” the villain said calmly. Mabel
was confused; last time he had attacked her on sight.

“What are you doing here?” Mabel asked
carefully, inching closer to the villain.

“Waiting for you,” he responded. “Pine Tree
said you would arrive. You and that other hero; Illuminator. I assume since
you’re here alone, the two of you split up?”

“You know where Pine Tree is?!” Mabel
exclaimed.

“Probably taking care of Illuminator as we
speak,” he grinned and rose to his feet; his hands began to glow with a dark
energy.

Mabel didn’t have time to ponder what the
villain meant, as he lunged for her. Mabel narrowly avoided his hands by
bending backwards, raising one of her legs both to regain balance and to kick
him in the stomach.

While the villain was stunned from her kick,
Mabel took to the skies to put some distance between them. It wasn’t an ideal
solution since now neither of them could touch the other. Well, Mabel could
technically use one of her shots to hit him, but would that be enough to knock
him unconscious?

“Any minute now…” the villain grinned as he
stared at Mabel, not doing anything else.

This standstill continued for several minutes
until his smile faltered.

“W-where is he?” the villain sounded perplexed.
“This doesn’t make any sense…”

“What did you do?” Mabel finally demanded.

“I- I corrupted Pine Tree,” the villain said.
“That’s what I do! That’s what my powers do! What else am I supposed to do with
them!?”

Mabel was taken aback by the villain’s
outburst. It almost sounded like something that had been held back for a long
time.

“Of course Meliors like you become heroes!” he
shouted. “You can fly, for fucks sakes! But what about those with powers like
me!?! I could have never been anything else…”

“It, um, sounds like you’re dealing with a
lot,” Mabel said awkwardly, slowly descending and hoping this wasn’t some
clever mind trick to have her lower her guards. “If you wanna talk about it-“

“Fuck you,” he snarled. “You win, okay? You win
this time. I don’t know what the hell happened to me and Pine Tree’s plan, but
I’ve had enough of this.”

Mabel was pretty stunned. This was pretty
similar to when Venus had given up, only she had done so because she had been
betrayed by Pentagram. This guy was quitting for seemingly no reason.

“You aren’t really a villain, are you?” Mabel
asked. “I mean, you’re fine with doing collateral damage, clearly, but… you
don’t really want to fight me.”

He paused for a moment. He closed his eyes
before he spoke again. “Imagine growing up, knowing you’re a Melior, hearing
tales of superheroes, only to learn that your powers can never be used for
good.”

A moment of silence spread out between the two.

“That’s not true,” Mabel insisted, finally
breaking the silence. “All powers can be used for good, including yours! You
just-“

He held up a hand to signal for Mabel to stop,
and she did. “I… appreciate the thought… It means a lot, more than you probably
think… But I’m still a villain. Are you going to apprehend me?”

Mabel looked at him for a moment; this man she
had thought a villain, who now just looked so sad and defeated, and she didn’t
even know why.

“No,” Mabel said and shook her head. She half
expected the guy to attack her again, but instead, he turned around and began
to walk away. Mabel let him.

 

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Back home at the apartment, Bill placed Dipper
on the bed. Bill transformed back to his civilian self, and waited by the bedside
for Dipper to wake up. It didn’t take long before Dipper started to stir, and finally
opened his eyes.

He awoke with a startled expression, and took a
couple of deep breaths, before he noticed Bill.

“O-one… one sec,” Dipper gasped before he sat
up in bed and detransformed.

“Do you remember what happened?” Bill asked,
readjusting his position so that he was sitting next to Dipper.

“I… I knew something was wrong with me,” Dipper
explained. “I wasn’t feeling like myself. I took out to look for Venus, since I
suspected she had something to do with it.”

“Me and Mabel had the same idea,” Bill added
before he let Dipper continue.

“Yeah… so, I encountered Corruption. He knew
what he had done to me, and he told me. I should’ve had been angry, but instead
I felt… happy. So happy… A-and Corruption was happy too, because he had someone
on his side. He wanted to corrupt you and Mabel too, and in my state, I felt so
excited at the idea. We began to plan, based on every conceivable outcome; if
you and Mabel both showed up to rescue me, I had to play it off like I hadn’t
changed, lead you to Corruption, and then… betray you. If both you and Mabel
showed up to fight him, he would pretend to escape and lead you to me, which we
hoped would throw you off enough to let us take advantage off.”

Dipper paused for a moment, like he was trying
to collect his thoughts.

“Ideally, we wanted you and Mabel to split up,
letting us both tackle you one at the time. I was supposed to knock the one who
showed up to save me unconscious and tie you up, then join Corruption in
fighting the other, but… when you showed up, I couldn’t help myself,” Dipper
swallowed audibly. “It felt so good to toy with you, make you feel bad, ashamed…”
Dipper was shaking and hid his face in his hands. “I can’t believe I did that
to you…”

“Dipper…” Bill gave him a sympathetic look before
pulling him into his arms, tenderly stroking his back trying to comfort him. “It
wasn’t you.”

“Yes, it was!” Dipper insisted. “That’s what
makes it so scary. I don’t blame you if you don’t-“

“Wait,” Bill placed a finger over Dipper’s
mouth. “I know what you’re gonna say; I still want to be with you. I still love
you, Dipper.”

Dipper looked at him helplessly before averting
his gaze. “How?”

“Well,” Bill thought for a moment how he could
best explain it. “You still love me, even after everything I did while under
Pentagram’s control.”

“That’s different. You were under mind control,
I wasn’t.”

“No, it was exactly the same thing. Someone
manipulated our emotions to act in a way we wouldn’t otherwise act.” Bill
leaned in closer to Dipper. “For the longest time, I couldn’t understand why
you still wanted to be with me, but I get it now.”

Bill gave Dipper a quick peck on the lips.

“Don’t blame yourself for this,” Bill said. “Nobody
else does.”

“… Thank you, Bill,” Dipper responded,
embracing Bill as he did so.

 

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Soon after, Mabel returned as well. Bill and
Dipper told her what they knew about Corruption, and Mabel relayed what she had
been told.

None of them were sure, but they had a feeling
they would encounter Corruption again.