werkthatasdfl:

infamoustypos:

I also accidentally befriended a pro Widowmaker by the name of Belpheagor. She kept landing headshots on me and after like the 6th time I wrote in the chat, “Widow plz” because I know from prior experience that it tends to work. 

She wrote back, “Mercy I’m sorry, but I have to.” After that she only landed body shots on me, but she was definitely more hesitant to land any shots on me. 

Later, I was going around the back of the point to try and get to someone and I ran point blank into her. She stared at me through her scope for a few seconds; I “Hello!”ed to try and pull on her heartstrings. She shot the Pharah coming up behind me, gave me a look, and then grappled away. 

She wrote in the chat, “Did you see how I didn’t shoot you” and next thing I know I had a friend request from her.

WHAT KINDA FANFIC

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ppyro:

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maybe just a little sos? 𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗢𝗦

𝓢𝓞𝓤𝓢𝓘𝓓𝓞𝓢

DELIVERING A
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im the evil
ᴱⱽᴵᴸ

austrailian
🇧🇴🇲🇧er what
BOMBS

at whatever time HE
𝕯𝕬𝕸𝕹 𝖂𝕰𝕷𝕷

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𝘉𝘓𝘈𝘞𝘜𝘏

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ₕₐᵤₐᵤₐₕₕᵤₕᵤₕᵤₕ

YOURE TELLING ME?
ᴍᴇ?

ᴹᴱ?

I CANT

𝙱𝙻𝙾𝚆
UP tra

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THEM  (i meant them) UUAIIIᴬᵁᵁᴬᴵᴵ𝘈𝘐𝘜𝘈𝘐𝘈𝘏𝘏

never get

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what

On the one hand: Junkrat being immune to his own bombs but Pharah being vulnerable to hers makes sense from a game play perspective, as Junkrat does more close quarters fighting and Pharah is designed for long range
On the other hand: It make no sense that Pharah’s advanced battle armor provides less protection than Junkrat’s crappy jorts
On the other other hand: Junkrat having blown himself up so many times his immune system adapted to it is the best possible thing to happen in Overwatch’s lore