Tag: pokemon

gghero:

The superior archie:

– Cool pirate theme??? This dude has it all and this is the first bullet point in the list so theres that

– Most awesome beard youve ever seen

– Neat shadow/scar/face paint in the shape of a cross in his face like how rad is that

– Charming, stunning smile, he is confident in himself and he is not afraid to show it!!!

– “come at me bro” pose like, this man is Ready. Can tell a lot of his personality just from quickly looking at him.

– Gorgeous mainly blue color palette (as youd expect from the leader of team AQUA) love the blues + whites, skin tone that doesnt hurt my eyes

Overall score: 727839392/10 would let him expand any ocean he wants 😉

This atrocity:

– Looks like unseasoned chicken

– Weak ass facial hair, dunno what he is trying to accomplish with that douche mustache

– vague marine theme??? I guess??? Maybe that outfit worked when pkm was pixelated but this is 2017 we have the cool 3d models this just looks plain

– boring ass palette with just the tiniest blue accent… Anyhoo

– i dont even know what that smile or pose are trying to convey, its unsettling to say the least

– looks like a shittier gomez addams thats lacking all the pizzazz

– his face is a square????? Like we get it you play minecraft

Overall score: -10/10 would not even give him a glass of water

(this is a joke post pls dont take it seriously or get mad or send hate im begging you)

theothin:

stars-and-bites:

chasekip:

let them dance

Let them dance for mantine

this isn’t even the best part of this scene

she was telling them team skull members are banned from mantine surfing, because they keep trying to dance while surfing and falling off

not because they’re part of a group of pokemon thieves or anything, just because they’re that bad at surfing and people are tired of having to rescue them

Source: chasekip