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Best Real Time Fandub moments in no particular order

  • “Weakness: Ungnome”
  • “AAH I KILLED HIM IN MY SLEEP AGAIN”
  • That point in the Unfortunate Events dub where Violet got off-plot by reciting the opening to Romeo and Juliet and Olaf got them back on-track by reciting a sonnet on marriage, which is somehow incredibly in-character
  • forget about thAT GUY
  • “If you believe in me…” “I BELIEVE IN STEVEN”
    • tbh the entire Hit the Diamond dub
  • “Grunkle Stan, if this backfires i sWEAR TO GOD”
  • The Stronger Than You cover
  • The time Blue nodded because she did, in fact, have a knife
  • “Greg took me to see Transformers, like, way too many times. Like, 30 times.” “That’s 7 too much-” “FUCK KEVIN”
  • “My name’s… Janine” 
  • Real-Time Fandub is CANCELLED
  • “Wait a minute, 1955? That’s slightly off!” 
  • LEAF DANCE
  • “I like my SHIIIIIIIIIIRT”
  • The Tango Scene in Addams Family Values where they played Kidz Bop All Star and it worked
    • actually also: the entirety of the Addams Family Values dub
  • “sPOILERS NANAFUA”
  • I’ll Make a Dad Out of You
  • “She died as she lived: Being Old”
  • the FLOOD
  • “We need to kill him… we need to kILL him”
  • “Amethyst have you seen my Dog anywhere? This is a sword in my hadn and I-” “Uh, no, I haven’t seen a dog-” “I KILLED IT WITH THIS SWORD”
    • And the follow up: “No, yeah, most people can prevent themselves from killing Babies”
  • “[Penny]’s just going to stand here and GLISTEN cause she can win football with just her smile” (aka the entire plans for the superbowl video)
  • Ave Maria on the kazoo
  • “I’ve always been better than your Dad at puns and you’ve never once tried to take after me”
  • *cheerfully* “She needs to stop honking that horn. I’m gonna get really pissed if she keeps on doing that.”
  • “I killed Homestuck” 
  • Kevin’s a Werewolf
  • “I hope Lemony Snicket sees this and is disappointed in us.” 
  • The Future Vision dub but Garnet hasn’t got powers, and also “I’ll rip it off his fucking head if you want”
  • “Naw, that won’t happen, I’m extremely gay”
  • The new plot to Spiderman
  • There’s a BOMB somewhere in this BANK
  • Greg, unprompted: “Um… your Mom’s an alien invader and she tried to kill a lot of people originally. And then she decided people were kinda hot” 
    Steven: “Yeah, that is kinda hot, I was about to say that.” 
    Greg: “Your Mom is an ALIEN INVADER and a WAR CRIMINAL Steven!” 
  • “The moment in Gravity Falls that made every fan shit their pants”
  • “Well, Lapis is still a neon-blue BITCH”
  • Steve being Sent to Africa (including “Are you in on this?” and “But they can drive to shipyards”)
  • “I just want to look at you” “I am pretty sexy, that’s true” 
  • Baby Sour Cream
  • “Can an ANT do THIS, FORD? CAN AN ANT DO THIS????
  • THE ENTIRETY OF THE RUDOLPH DUB