Bad RHPS Song Descriptions

Science Fiction/Double Feature: idk here’s a bunch of random words and film references put together
Dammit Janet: I brought my own ring to somebody else’s wedding so here you go
Over At The Frankenstein Place: This is the only place around for miles and its a castle, which means it must be safe
Time Warp: The best time filler in history
Sweet Transvestite: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS
Sword of Damocles: I have been alive for literally 30 seconds and i already hate it
I Can Make You A Man: You gonna be so fuckin hot bro
Hot Patootie Bless My Soul: Fuck you and your lame ass party
I Can Make You A Man reprise: So now that *that’s* over…
Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me: Bitches be 3 hours old– be lookin 23
Eddie: My nephew is a dick
Planet Schmanet Janet: YOU’RE A HOME-WRECKING BITCH AND YOU AIN’T EVEN GOOD AT IT
Rose Tint My World: We’re doomed
I’m Going Home: Man fuck this planet
Super heroes: idk why they called us hero and heroine in the beginning credits because we are far from that
Science Fiction/Double Feature reprise: That whole thing reminded me of Macbeth,,

minim-calibre:

fagtrender:

unthrash:

rocky horror is the worst and is also transmisogynistic can we please finally get over this shit movie

ok but like the writer is transgender nonbinary and the language used in the play was the preferred language by trans people of that time can we not deny parts of our history because we’ve evolved since then thanks

So fucking much this.

PS, youth of today: you’ll be saying the same damn thing about art from this time before too long, for good or for ill. Terminology will, in fact, change. Definitions will, in fact, shift. It always does, they always do. 

PPS, it is pretty much impossible to overstate how life-alteringly important this movie was to kids who didn’t conform to standard expectations of gender and sexuality, back in the day. Especially when back in the day was the mid-to-late 1980s, when the only queers you saw on TV were neutered AIDS tragedies, Bowie was playing straight, and even Elton John was married to a woman, and midnight showing of RHPS were pretty much the only place that felt like home. It was mental life raft for a lot of people.

I was one of them.